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The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:


To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur-niture .)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember, < /B>dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3 Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions

9 . Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

He can't have his cake and eat it too.Move on let go.

In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question......"What kind of man are you looking for?"

She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking
"Do you really want to know?"

Reluctantly, he said, "Yes."

She began to expound... As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do
for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"

The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, " I am not referring to money. I need something more." I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.

She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man." I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked...
believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial
burden. I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman , but strong enough to keep me grounded. I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive...he just has to be worthy. God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he can't help himself.

When she finished her spill, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled look on his face.

He said, "You're asking a lot."

She replied, " I'm worth a lot."

a good suny happy day by the red sea , in the beach , kite is my sport , shalling out , enjoying being with friends , sharing touching all togather life , then life is now , no plans now ,
wish you all happiness where ever you are .
a desert man

My best friend,stephen, passed away about a month ago. The truth is, he hung himself. No one saw it coming. He never once mentioned it to me. I knew his parents beat him (he was 21) but never did i think this would happen. I mean he was 21, he had so much going for him. So many people loved this man. He was so loving and just so funny. He always made me laugh. He was like an older brother to me, he was always watching my back. Now he's gone. Ripped from my life so suddenly. I cant stop thinking about it. Ive gotten myself into this huge stage of depression that i cant seem to get out of.
what do i do?
how do i deal with this?
I'm on meds, but they arent helping.
i dont want to talk to some damn doctor who's just gonna say its ok.
please please help me =(

-manda
R.I.P Stephen Paul Gebert 6-18-2008

When a woman wears leather,

A man's heart beats quicker,

and his throat gets dry,

he goes weak in the knees,

and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why ????????


Because she smells like a new truck!!

You know I don't consider myself the smartest person in the world but you would think that you would need to have at least the appearance of intelligence working where we do. I mean come on this is a defense contractor for the US government. This is a short letter that one of my bosses sent to all of us...
The message.
"Renee won’t us to keep an extra eye on the sea hawk for her until the end of the month. The heavy equipment will come off the sea hawk and the test will be over 07/31/08. "

It's not a typo it tends to get worse the longer his letters are.