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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 9:16 AM CST
there's a boat floating in the marina with a ladder hanging over the side.

the rungs of the ladder are 12 inches apart.

the tide is rising at the rate of 6 inches per hour.

how long will it take for the water to reach the top rung of the ladder?






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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 7:02 AM CST
what do you consider sexy??? unsexy???


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:40 AM CST
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I am new here and this is my first time doing something like this.I am looking for someone to talk to really and get to know.I am a single father and love my kid to death.Please look at my profile and message me if you want to get to know me.take care.
welcome to the madhouse
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:36 AM CST
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Anything over two years counts
then i definitly qualify! ! ! been over 10 years for me.
blushing


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:31 AM CST
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all of these teachers that can.t even disciplne children in they're own class ..16 and 17 year olds with crap education already shooting one another over drug wars the new terrible " yu get me blood " national school languge that they're all using now instead of talking properly...parents beig afraid to take of their belt to children in case the government jumps on then !..its outrageous .. bring back public flooging for certain crimes outside local town halls at 5pm ever friday evening i say its time to discipline these young people for a changejavascript:emot('');
this is because kids are not being diciplined properly in the early years they are either being abused by mean adults or not being taught right from wrong by adults who are TOO permissive


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:25 AM CST
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The first is Smurf Sex - This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it and doing it, until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex - This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, anyplace, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex - You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is

Hallway Sex - This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, ‘F@CK YOU!’
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:22 AM CST
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i officially declare myself MAD! got home from work just after midnight. decided not to turn on my pc since i'd promised myself an early night. went off to sleep around 2am no problem. then at 5am i thought i heard my son crying in his bed so i got up and went through to see him.........guess what.........he went home to his mum's YESTERDAY!!! now i can't even get back to sleep
hug


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:20 AM CST
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“I don’t particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it.” — President George W. Bush (Crawford, Texas, Nov 10, 2007).

Anyone, even a chimp, would be an improvement.
so true.... so true.....



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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:13 AM CST
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The Law of Energy.
Everything is Energy. Energy is in the Seen (material) and Unseen (intangible) dimensions. Energy can be directed toward (or impeded, rerouted or blocked from) an ultimate goal or destination. Energy includes thoughts, emotions, feelings. It is infinite in scope and immeasurable. Energy is Creative and Attracting. Energy has no meaning, quality or characteristic other than the one you give it. Emotion is only Energy, and accordingly, has only the "meaning' you give it. (E.g., the body's reactions to Fear (for one's life or safety) are the same as its reactions to Exhilaration (e.g., riding a roller-coaster). There are two primary energies human beings operate from - and direct - Love and Fear.

The Law of Vibration.
Nothing rests; everything moves; everything vibrates. This is the law of progress, of movement and of rotation. This Principle explains that the differences between manifestations of matter, energy, mind and spirit, result largely from varying rates in vibration. All that exists, is in constant vibration and motion. Atoms always vibrate with such great rapidity that they seem motionless to the physical eye. At the other end of the scale are things that vibrate so slowly that they also appear to be motionless or non-existent. In between are the various vibrations of living entities which range from consciousness all the way down to the lowly dust particle that plays an important role in the food chain. Still there are things even lower than dust.
Nothing Rests; Everything is Always Moving
The Law of Vibration states that any vibration which is sent out for good, for service, increases into higher frequencies as it moves through space, until it returns to its origin, bringing the gifts of those higher frequencies. That forces drawing on vibration for selfish purposes of lust, power and greed, drawing these forces into themselves, will receive vibrations that decrease in their frequency level, moving into lower frequencies as they enter into one's being, requiring that the being needs another "fix" of incoming vibration and energy, then another, and another, as though one were addicted.

And so on.......



for every action there is an opposite & equal reaction





good morning & hope you have a great day





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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 6:01 AM CST
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I would like opioions on this please.. I have always considered myself to be a strong man in mind, body and spirit.. and it has always been pounded in my head (so to speak) that crying is a sign of weekness for a man..

As I grow older and some recient events in my life I am beginning to question this.. I don't want to be thought of as weak, but sometimes crying can't be helped.. any thoughts on this?
no, crying is NOT a sign of weakness, i would be worried if someone was incapable of crying.


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 29, 2007, 5:56 AM CST
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Prince Charming...Miss America. Let's be real...they wouldn't be on a dating site. I can understand men and women trying to find someone who will come close to their definition of perfection. There are a TON of people out here, especially in cyber-world, who are not Prince Charming or Miss America.

Question...what are your parameters considering a mate? Are our expectations too high? Are they just right? I know this question has a generalization mode to it, but not enough space to be more specific. I will leave the details to you to convey.

How high will you try and how low will you go? I saw a post about someone dating an ex-con. Would that be ok with you? How about someone with a physical or mental affliction?

No answer here can be wrong...it is your preference and opinion. So please no argueing and a whole lot of honesty would be appreciated! I understand people do not want to offend anyone, but ths is an open and pro-honest thread, so leave your hurt feelings at the door please!! Thanks!
as long as he's not morbidly obese (overweight is ok) & not an abuser of women & children & can stay sober for extended periods of time, will do for me.


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 9:07 PM CST
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see ya later alligator~~~~
after 'while crocodile

wink


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 7:05 PM CST
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did he spit you out
no.... he couldn't spit me out because i ate him.... but after i digested him i sh*t him out


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 3:24 PM CST
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 11:13 AM CST
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Every relationship I've had keeps falling into the same pit - the lady is still stuck on some other guy. These ladies are unsure about a relationship, go back to their ex (just to break up again because he's a jerk), still stuck on thoughts of him, etc. yadda yadda yadda

I'm just wondering where all these jerks are coming from. They're giving men a bad rap sheet and ruining things for all us decent guys out here!

I just wanna give each jerk I come across a swift kick in the junk! ¡¿Who's with me?!
i am - - - need more guys like you
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 11:06 AM CST
my dr. tells me i need cataract surgery.
has anyone out there been through it? the thought of a laser beam in my eyes terrifies me.
help


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 10:57 AM CST
I am convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me, and 90 percent how I react to it.




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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 10:48 AM CST
masks & games are for the younger generation. as you get older you start to realize how really dumb those things are.
shed the mask & let the real you through.


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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Nov 28, 2007, 10:37 AM CST
since i have put my 2 cents in on a few threads, thought it was about time i introduced my self.

Hi there ya'll, moved to Knoxville, TN little over a year ago and i'm lovin' it. what a beautiful state! ! ! i'm never going back to miami,fl. I love seeing the 4 seasons change, in south fl you only get 1 season hot & humid summer year round.

would appreciate recommendations on things to see & do.

peace


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