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What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others."

Even if you've seen these before, they are still hilarious!!!
What DO they teach in journalism courses these days?
THE YEAR'S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya' think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chain-saw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?


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The Last Person To Post Here Is A Superstar.....Part 3.: click here to read the entire thread »

Hi there!!


Yo, what it is?...: click here to read the entire thread »

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies
lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the
Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, - they're having a yard sale.'


RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE!: click here to read the entire thread »

NOT FOR SALE!!!!!


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Been there, & finished that!!!! Watch out for the mood swings!!! I got fired from a job because of them!!! And OMG!!!! those hot flashes!!!! Just out of curiosity, when I felt a flash coming on I took my temperture & it shot up to 102!!!! Have the night sweats started yet???? I never took anything for the change & I do not take any HRT's now. I did try some over the counter supplements, but they didn't seem to help any so I stopped taking them.

Best advice I can give is see your doctor. Every woman is different.





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My son just got home from work and said a few trees were knocked over and one hawk escaped when a tree fell on the display & broke a hole in the fence. No animals were hurt or killed though. One of the female chimps was pregnant and the stress of the storm caused her to go into labor a little early. Mom & baby are just fine!!!


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Finally, an orthopedic bed for men!!!: click here to read the entire thread »

So sorry you can't make this time. I will be keeping Renee & you in my thoughts & prayers.




CS Get-together Picnic, Norris Dam Park, Knoxville, TN, Saturday, August 16th: click here to read the entire thread »

We had quite a storm here yesterday!!! The power was knocked out about 5:30 pm and didn't come back on on until after midnight. We had no tv, cable or internet. I was going crazy without my computer!!! lol. In our next door neighbor's yard a 40 to 50 foot pine tree was knocked down by the wind!!! Luckily the tree didn't fall on the house or cars, or on our property. We didn't suffer too much damage, just a few big branches were knocked down, mostly in our driveway, (it's a long driveway, about 75 yards long). There was a lot of damage of trees & power lines knocked down all over the Knoxville area, but so far on the news there have been no deaths, Thank God!! They said on the news this has been on of the worst storms in this area in a very long time, I'm just thankful we are all ok.

Well that's about it for now, I'm getting ready to go help my brother clean up the yard & driveway. My son has his work cut out for him at the zoo today, I just hope none of the animals were hurt or killed. I'm sure I'll get a full report from him when he gets home this afternoon.



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or are you getting nowhere??


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As another Obama for President thread bites the dust...: click here to read the entire thread »

Just another thought.......does anybody have a radio/cd player??? So we can have some music!!!!


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same here, this is my first & last posting in this person's thread. I'm sick & tired of him & his religion being shoved down my throat!!!!!!!!!!


Are western peoples two-faced or we understand you wrong??: click here to read the entire thread »

ROFL


The seven Dwarfs in the Vatican: click here to read the entire thread »

Let's have watergun duels. You know stand back to back & take 20 paces, turn & shoot!!!!!!





CS Get-together Picnic, Norris Dam Park, Knoxville, TN, Saturday, August 16th: click here to read the entire thread »

That I have a warped, but not hurtful, sense of humor.


if i had the opportunity...: click here to read the entire thread »

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