Posted: Apr 23, 2007, 12:00 AM CST
My band now Own Worst Enemy was playing at a bar called Knuckleheads ( which we play once a month ).We always end the night playing Crazy Train from the MAN, OZZY FREAKING OSBOURNE,the bass player sings this one so I
am free to run around the bar with my guitar & wireless unit ( yes all you Beavis & Butthead fans I said unit lol) Most of the time I talk to
people, poke them in the ass with my guitar,let people pluck my guitar, or snake my way into the middle of all the sexy ladies on the dance floor(yeah the reason I play guitar is for artistic expression lmao)Well this night was different, as I was walking around the bar, this very pretty lady came up behind me and got me in a choke hold,hanging on me practically dragging me to the floor, meanwhile I'm still playing away, laughing my ass off.The waitress was gonna pull her off, but I gave her a look,no way I was having a blast( this sh*t just amuses the hell outta me)so next thing I know she just starts spanking my ass like a wild woman.I finaaly got away and finished the song, which at the end I got on the mic and said "I would love to thank the very sexy blonde lady for the spanking".She was on the dance and you should have seen her face turn red.God I love this business.
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