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Well all your paperwork seems in order, can you come in for an interview?


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Sending them over right now, oh yeah your application has been approved, just checking credit records now.


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I'm a good guy and I have references, also accepting applications


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My band has a gig on saturday night,so we'll be a rockin


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Very well written, its awful the stuff our children have to see or hear about nowadays, it breaks my heart.Peace!


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My band Charlie in the Box was booked to play the Raynham Greyhound Park (dog track just in case you didn't figure it out).It was pretty nice place, so I had my parents,some cousins, my sisters,some friends, & my godparents there, other band members did the same.So we opened up with Fool for the City by Foghat,about half way through the song I see the lady who is the bar manager go up and say something to our soundman.She wants us to play slower songs to appease a birthday party for some 65 year old lady, meanwhile everyone else was digging the tunes.So being the professionals that we were, we did.Keep in mind a rock band only has so much slow material, if I wanted to play that crap I would be in a Barry Manilow tribute band for christ's sakes, the whole time she keeps going up to the soundman bitching.Realizeing that we weren't gonna be playing for long,I said screw it and told the guys we were busting out Pretty Fly for a White Guy from Offspring, which I sing that line as "All the girlies say I'm pretty hung for a white guy". That was it we were done and if we wanted to get paid we would have to play her cd's for the rest of the night, which was the crappiest disco you ever heard.I personally love some disco (say whatever you want, I don't care)We had people asking us all night why we weren't playing because we rocked, & explain it over and over.Well we did get paid (thank god ,just to cover some of the pain & suffering),so yeah another Spinal Tap Moment in my life. LMAO


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This happened to me while playing a gig in Fall River, Ma at a place
called The Reggata.What a very cool place this is,it has a wharf out
back with a bar on it, which overlooks the U.S.S. Massachusetts and the Braga Bridge.Well anyways my band at the time Charlie In The Box (anyone know where this name came from)was playing in between sets of another band Bad Larry, who were friends of the bass player.We were playing outside on the wharf (so cool).I was told not to bring my amp, that I could use their amp.Excellent, less crap to lug, I thought.It turns out they play softer rock (ie, Van Morrison, Chicago etc.) and didn't have any distortion on their amps.When it was time for us to go on,I asked about getting some overdrive on the guitar, not happening.So here I am playing Offspring, AC/DC, Ozzy,Kiss etc. with one lame ass, clangy, chimey guitar.As some of my friends know, one of the biggest parts of playing is the power & attitude, there is nothing like feeling the power of the amp behind you, which we named Rattle The Ball Sack (not trying to be rude, but that is the best way to describe it)So anyways it was just hard to rock but we pulled it off.By the end everything payed off,while we playing a very attractive yummy mommy (keep in mind this was pre-milf days)in her late 30's, early 40's was dancing away in front of me, next thing I know whoop up goes the skirt, she pulled that thing right up and gave Scotty something too smile about & write about so that I can bore you with my story.God I love rock & roll



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I just borrow it LOL.I will try to buy legally, but if can't then I will borrow it.


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Wow, did everyone leave Massachusetts or what,this place is deserted.


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Being there when my daughters were born.


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Thanx again for the very warm welcome,


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