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OMG... you totally nailed it on the head...

Totally ..... including dont know how i ended up in bed with them..??
Hate Vulgarity
Love luxurious nights talking and playing strip poker or naked chess
Nothing is too kinky... well almost nothing
Love to role play...um mistress leather n lace springs to mind
Live to fulfil fantasies
loves sex and food ....

Ok... now i am feeling a little freaked out here...!! or maybe i just need some

Okay - It's Friday night - I'm desperate and dateless and just poured myself a nice Wolf Blass chardy. What is everyone's star sign here? Do you believe you have the characteristics of your star sign? Pmsl.....I am most definately a Taurean......!

~Aries~

LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to do it in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.

Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race.having sex as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people having sex. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.

The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.

~Taurus~

--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be humped. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will root until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first.

Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.

Go the bananas!!!!

Dang...I been drinking bourbon all this time and it should have been scotch!!!!

And early bed is not looking like an option?...Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't you hate it when a bad day never ends and it's too early to go to bed?....