Posted: Feb 10, 2008, 3:11 PM CST
There were 3 southern belles sitting on a park bench in Alabama.
The first southern belle says to the other two:
"My Daddy LOVES me"
The second one says, "How much does your Daddy love you?"
The third southern belle is quietly listening.
The first SB says "You see that mansion up on the hill? The one with all the butlers and the maids? My daddy bought and paid for that for me. My Daddy LOVES me!"
The third southern belle says "that's nice."
Not to out done by the first SB, the second SB says "My Daddy loves me more than your daddy loves you!"
The first SB says "really now? how much?"
The third SB is again quietly listening.
The second SB says " Do you see that Farrai in the parking lot? The brand new one? My Daddy bought and paid cash for that for me. My Daddy LOVES me."
The third SB says "that's nice."
When the third SB didn't join in the other two asked her "Doesn't your Daddy love you?"
She replied "Of course he does!"
The first two ask " What did your Daddy do for you?"
The third SB says "My Daddy sent me to finishing school."
The other two look at her and say "Finishing School? What in the world does finishing school have to do with your daddy loving you?"
The third southern belle looks the two others as she gets up to leave and tells them
"finishing School taught me to say 'That's nice' instead of F*** You!"
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