Posted: Aug 12, 2008, 4:48 PM CST
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct
slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs such as
? Romance 9.5
? Personal Attention 6.5
and then installed undesirable programs such as
? NBA 5.0,
? NFL 3.0
? Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please=2
0note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
? Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
? Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6..2 and
do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
? If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should
then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
? Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your
system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These
are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1..0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend
B
F Cooking 3.0 and
? Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
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