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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 19, 2007, 6:51 PM CST
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I know, we got all sucked in in 1990. Ok, fair enough. Did the job and then what?? Leave the guy in command, then 10 years past, and we are called again... for what?? do the same thing?? well no thanx
If you want to get involved , write them a check and put your own money on the line.

America does send money to feed those starving countries. And they continue to harbor terrorists and promote communism.


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 11:58 PM CST
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Phew - an opinion alright...

BUT where where you when the non-historical figure who didnt haven any influence what-so-ever on history died?
I was watching "Leave it to Beaver" on tv. The damned news broke into Beaver , and I never found out what Lumpy did with Wally's car.rolling on the floor laughing


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Sep 6, 2007, 11:52 PM CST
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"I want a man to act like a man. It's natural". And how exactly should a man act ? Women are operating heavy equipment, they're police officers, etc. The boundaries have been crossed and that is a good thing.
Well , since you need advice on how a man should act , I will give a couple of suggestions.

A man should be a protector , a man should be strong. Being feminine might sound good on the Oprah show , but when the chips are down and trouble appears , the man should stand up. Crying is not what we look for in a time of crisis.

Yes , women are "policemen" . But when an arrest has to be made , a woman cop always has to have a man wrestle the criminal.


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 20, 2007, 1:26 AM CST
I am one of those that are playing mind games on all of you!


Woooooooooo--oooooooooo *waving fingers at all of you*


Pay no attention to the man behind the pot-plant over there
( I was going to say behind that bush- but I knew some of you would have a scared fit if I mentioned that name)

Would y'all please get real lives? The world is not really out to get you.


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 20, 2007, 12:35 AM CST
Pee in the dark is NOTHING !

Can you PRINT your name in the snow?professor


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 20, 2007, 12:21 AM CST
I should have never sold my tin foil hat at that garage sale!

Come on out from under the bed , everyone! The boogerman is on vacation.


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 5, 2007, 11:14 AM CST
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#1 When you get old enough to grow some hair on your head,then you might learn how to post a thread...

#2 since you did not Check to see if anyone else had ever Written on this Subject before you decided to bungle your way in. It is you who are The Thread Theif,NO I...

#3 My posting is Truth Based and informative,yours is just a shouting match,that you might gain some attention from some weak kneed hussy so that you might not have to call up Rosey Palm again tonight...

That's about all I have to say to you...


Hennery, The Thread Killer...
Darn !

I sold my tin foil hat in the garage sale.

*play theme from Twilight Zone here*

or theme from (that show with agent Scully)*

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 4, 2007, 8:00 AM CST
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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Aug 4, 2007, 7:59 AM CST
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When Diana died:

What were you doing at the time?

Where were you?

How did you hear/read about it?

_______________________________________________

I was in Austria, working at a fair selling tickets for one of the fairground rides. It was a sunny Sunday morning, when we gathered in front of the Caravan of the lady-boss, wanting to pick up our basket with chips and change for the day.

Sitting at a table on the veranda of another Caravan I overheard the male workers talking about Diana and death… I don’t know what gave me the impression that I felt it was a bad joke. Anyway I went in to collect the basket and the lady-boss said:
“Did you hear about Diana?” I said: What? The bad joke I heard outside? She: No, it’s no joke, she was run over last night!
I thought “run over” ??? Like in crossing the street?
She then elaborated on Paris and tunnel and in shock and disbelieve I left to get to my cashiers booth.
On the way there, I, as it was to noisy outside having to yell in, slipped into another cashier booths window, and told my girlfriend who stared at me wide-eyed. I had to repeat several times, that is was the truth.

All day I questioned people buying tickets as to what they felt, thought about her death. Sometimes they couldn’t understand me, so I grabbed their hand, pulled them down and close to the window, so I could ask again. Probably my way of coping, or trying to establish it was really true.

It didn’t matter who I asked, young or old – every single one was moved and mourned her loss.

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@ Fordforever: Now there is something "historical" yet reent enough for you to play with us
Sorry , Diana was not history. She was pop culture. also a hypocrite.

During her divorce , she bargained to retain the title "Princess" .D'oh!

She hunted kandmines , but never found a single one. I have done the same as her , without the publicity.

And she went around to feed the poor in Africa -then went to a catered lunch!rolling on the floor laughing

Also , if she liked the poor so much ---why did she whore around with billionaires?cheers


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 23, 2007, 10:29 AM CST
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gilly man...i feel sorry for you....why you ask ill tell you....i read all your posts....and think to myself....now there is a really poor man.....a man that is going no where...that has nothing.....that will always be stuck ....i feel sorry for you baby brother....
WAVERIDER !

I thought they banned you. Where have you been , you must have had a job all this time to keep you occupied.


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: Jul 8, 2007, 11:44 AM CST
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i just read a thread, and most of the people on there have either deleted or hidden their profiles!

Are we slowly being abducted by aliens one by one?
Are we all getting shy?
Are we all getting hooked up?

What is happening!?

Or , it could be that this site is not what it used to be.

I believe , that now


it

sucks.


The people are complainers , and even the complainers are 2000 miles away. I am even a complainer! What is my distance to you?

rolling on the floor laughing


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 30, 2007, 2:57 AM CST
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Wow, I think an English class is in order for some members... the spelling is awful! Also, for future reference, slamming people carries a lot more weight if there aren't blatant spelling errors.
U R write , Sofee73 !

I yousuallee try 2 spell curreckly , butt sumtimes my fingeres don't go whirr I tell them too go.

Eye wheel bee moor carfull Ian the footure !smitten


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 8:12 PM CST
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sad;y , the site has become worldwide. The forum is full of bickering , snide comments all around. No one is interested in dating , because , frankly, who the hell is gonna fly to Afghanistan fofr a lousy coffee meeting!? Do they even drink coffee in Afghanistan , for cying out loud? Where do you plug in a coffee pot in a cave , anyway?


I hope you are aware of the fact that people in Afghanistan were drinking coffee loooooooong before "you"?!
Sure , they made coffee and other stuff a thousand years ago. Over a campfire in a cave. They still do! Most of us have advanced , with the invention of the telephone and electricity , airplanes and such.

Keep the catty remarks coming , it makes funny reading-----all the while proving my initial thought.

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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 1:57 PM CST
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What goes around, has a tendance to come around...

Posters get hit's, I am a cinic, but not a bad person...

There is quite a bit of contrediction, but what you have is allot of people trying to be the Big Monkey, so they bicker,bitch and moan...

I tried to be nice and I got my nose bit off, so I am no longer nice...

There are also spooks in the croud, so it is good to guard your comments...

Because you voiced your opinion, you will get hit's and that is what it is all about...


Good Luck to you...
Yeah , there IS competition from those that want to be the queen "B" of the forums. One of them , formerly on here , was from Tennessee!

Who mentioned sp**ks , ?
You'll find them almost everywhere , so keep it nice!


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 2:17 AM CST
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Anyway,no offence intended sweetie..I was not laughing at you,I was laughing with you. Thanks for being a good sport and a very down to earth person.
I know , we're just joking around here.

No harm intended from any side.

When I said YOU SUCK , I failed to quote our friend from New York. I told him that , because in his region you suck is a good term.kiss


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 2:13 AM CST
Right now , nothing better to do than this , or I would be doing something else. *doh!*

The sucks phrase must be a cultural/regional thing. Around here , if something sucks , it's bad. In your area , as you say , sucks means a good thing.

So , my friend , dancing banana dancing banana dancing banana

YOU SUCK !

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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 1:58 AM CST
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Well folks,who would have ever believed that I would find the love of my life in Gun Barrel City of all places....hold onto your short skirt honey pie..I is taking the next stage couch out to Gun Barrel City and i should be there in about two weeks
You got a deal , Tom!

When you say stage COUCH , was that a typo like I make , or are you referring to the way we country people keep a couch (sofa) in the front yard?!

I'll watch for you , eh? Pay attention to the front doorknob. If there is a light on , circle the block in your car until the light is not shining--even in daytime this rule applies.

The dog doesn't bite , just talk to him as you approach. If you don't see him , he may be sleeping under the blue pickup that has 2 wheels missing.


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 1:40 AM CST
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I know I can say I met a very decent man on this site. It's been great for a year and a half already...

Maybe your right and it is better to go out and find a man in another way...Best Wishes!
Lene, You're right , good things can happen.

If it was 1 - 1/2 years ago , that was before the site outgrew itself.

Best wishes to you and Pete.mumbling


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 1:36 AM CST
It's a real town , just down the road from Cut 'n' Shoot

I used to live in Rifle , Coloradodancing banana


(not really)crying


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shortskirt
Gun Barrel City, Texas USA
Posted: May 21, 2007, 1:34 AM CST
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This site blows? That is an interesting expression,never heard that here in Canada...but we do use the expression "Blows dead bears" here in Canada...is that more or less the same idea? And by the way,shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?
"This blows" , or "that blows" means something sucks! A derogatory term. haha

Another use of the term , "blowing cunks" means vomiting solid food.

Never heard about blowing a dead bear , that has a funny thought to it! We don't have b'ars in Tejas.

As for the ledge , there are no tall buildings around here. If I jump off the house , I'll still be in the same mental condition plus a broken ankle!

I ain't suicidal or melancholy , I just get pissed off sometimes.

Ever hear of Michael Savage? ( He is my mentor.)


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cheers


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