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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 7, 2008, 5:46 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
yeah i did on my first day yesterday of a nine month diploma filmmaking course !


Why what happened Gilly.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 7, 2008, 5:15 AM CST
If I am in a relationship/marriage I am committed to that person and would not risk it by sleeping around. If I am lucky enough to be in a relationship why would I ruin the happiness I have by playing away behind their backs.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 7, 2008, 4:43 AM CST
In front of 700 students, a state senator and a host of Texas educators, a Laureles Elementary School teacher received the $25,000 Milken Educator Award.

Zulema Williams-Santa Ana was surprised at a Thursday morning assembly when a representative from the Milken Family Foundation called her name, telling her she'd been chosen for one of the country's most prestigious education awards.

"We consider Zulema to be a representative of excellence in education," said Jane Foley, senior vice president of the Milken Awards. "Even in a high performing school district, she's outperforming her peers."

The third-grade teacher broke down when the award was announced. The entire student body stood up and cheered.

Eighty teachers around the nation received Milken Educator Awards this year. They were chosen after a long selection process, including numerous consultations with state and local education agencies.

"I wouldn't change this job for anything in the world," Williams-Santa Ana said after receiving the award. "We work together as a team here...it makes a big difference."

Williams-Santa Ana is the first Los Fresnos educator to receive the Milken Award, which was founded in California in 1987. Since then, 2,030 awards have been distributed.

Awardees are encouraged to stay active in the Milken Educator Network, a group of educators and business leaders from across the country, who engage in a long-term dialogue with fellow educators, legislators and school boards.

Thursday's public ceremony was also intended to send a message to Laureles students who might one day choose a career in education. They gasped when Foley announced how much the award was worth. But when Williams-Santa Ana took the stage, they were silent, attentive.

"You must always dream big," she told the 700 students.




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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 7, 2008, 4:42 AM CST
Four cows and three goats never made it across the Rio Grande because they failed to have the proper crossing papers.

The animals were seized Tuesday at the Rio Grande City Port of Entry by U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers.

Federal laws dictate that animals being exported and imported out of the United States must carry health certificates to ensure they are disease free before crossing the Ports of Entry.

Authorities said the 22-year-old man trying to cross the cows and goats didn't have the health certificates so the animals were seized.

The animals are valued at $3,450. They have been turned over to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.




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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 7, 2008, 4:40 AM CST
"Attraction is really all about chemistry" says Dr. Amend, "After all, men and women have been programmed from the beginning for one basic purpose … and that is to reproduce. This formulation for men merely taps into the power of nature's chemistry by triggering the signals women are programmed to sense and respond to".

"Our understanding of the human capacity to sense pheromones, and the nerve pathways that that deliver those signals to the brain, have paved the way to the development of this powerful formulation. Had it not been for this understanding, we would not have known which pheromones, and the exact concentrations to use," states Dr. Amend.

A precise concentration of pheromones can kick off a rush of chemicals in the brain within a matter of seconds, and can make people feel a strong emotional and physical response. "The next thing we know, the fireworks begin," says Dr. Amend. "This formulation can produce that response, and while the chemical cascade may take mere seconds to occur, the effects can last a lifetime."

Developed with Dr. Amend, the Pheromone Advantage. formulation for men blends the four most powerful pheromones proven to activate the VNO organ in women in a highly concentrated formula.

"Humans naturally produce their own pheromones." Dr. Amend continues, "However, our cultural habits can wash away, distort or hide our natural pheromones with frequent bathing, detergents, antiperspirants, etc. By supplementing with a few drops of the Pheromone Advantage formula, men can not only replace natural levels of these pheromones, but boost levels to the extent that the concentration is unavoidable in their presence."


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 7, 2008, 4:40 AM CST
Sexual attraction may have a lot to do with chemistry after all. Throughout history, it has been a mystery why certain humans are intimately attracted to each other. Scientific research has now concluded that dating and mating is highly influenced by pheromones, powerful chemicals produced by the body.

Pheromones are natural air-borne chemical hormones the body produces to attract the opposite sex. You can't see them or smell them, yet they can be powerful enough to instantly draw another person like a magnet.

Dr. Virgil Amend reveals the discoveries that led to the development of an effective pheromone formula for men called "Pheromone Advantage".

Dr. Amend explains, "Scientists have known for decades about an organ just inside the nasal cavity called the vomeronasal organ (VNO). It appears that the sole function of the VNO is to detect trace amounts of pheromones, and in turn, stimulates the limbic region of the brain, also known as the 'Seat of Emotions'. This area of the brain is responsible for our emotions and passionate desires."

"What's quite interesting", Dr. Amend continues, "Is it has been recently discovered that specialized nerve pathways known as "Nerve O" run directly from the VNO to the limbic region. These specialized nerves were thought to remain dormant the majority of the time, but have now been confirmed to become quite active when subjected to specific human pheromones. The evidence tells us that humans do, in fact, respond to pheromones just as animals do, and the best part is this response can be triggered intentionally".


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 7:53 PM CST
livinglarge wrote:
nooo I smoke ,
before ,
during and

after
ah you mean you burn rubber.rolling on the floor laughing


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 7:05 PM CST
livinglarge wrote:
Did it not cross yer mind that she might have been wearing it ,INSIDE
that was the first place we looked


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 6:47 PM CST
The condom fell of me and it could not be found. To make things worse it was in a b&b.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
kitty01 wrote:
The men are always bragging about their member, now is the time to prove it.
if I posted a pic would they ban me?. Pic would not be a nude one but it would show of my size.


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Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 6:13 PM CST
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Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 5:00 PM CST
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Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 8:13 AM CST
Infidelity

He says: “I didn’t do anything. She needed someone to talk to.”

She hears: I am this woman’s emotional support. She relies on and opens up to me, unlike you.

She says: “This is worse than sleeping with her. Why can’t you see that?”

He says: “Don’t be ridiculous.”

Linda says: For women, emotional infidelity — feelings for someone else — is worse than physical infidelity, but for men the opposite is true.

So the key here is for the woman to explain that emotional straying can be an even bigger betrayal than a physical relationship.
Moving in

She says: “Have you thought any more about us moving in together?”

She means: Why are you avoiding the issue? What’s the big deal?

He says: “Why can’t you just chill out? What will be will be.”

He hears: Nag, nag, nag . . . why is she trying to pin me down?

Linda says: For women, moving in together is all about what they stand to gain, while for men it’s all about what they stand to lose.

It’s vital he feels it’s a joint decision so try to appeal to his male characteristics by explaining it on a practical level. Better yet, make him feel like it was his idea in the first place.

Marriage

He says: “I can’t wait for the day I walk you down the aisle.”

He means: I love you.

She hears: Our relationship will only be truly committed when we are married. Nothing else is good enough.

She thinks: I love you but I’ve told you that I’m not interested in marriage.

Linda says: A person’s view of marriage is often shaped by whether their parents were happy or unhappy.

Sit down together and talk about what marriage means to each of you in order to reach a compromise.

Remember, just because your parents had an unhappy marriage doesn’t mean the same will be true for you.

If your partner has negative views on marriage, try to challenge their negative ideas with positives.
Parenting

He says: “Hello darling, I’m home. Have you missed me? I missed you.”

He thinks: God, it was nice to have some time away tonight.

She thinks: How dare you! I’ve been slaving away looking after your child and you’ve been down the pub.

She says: “Great. I’m going to bed.”

Linda says: In any exchange about children, it’s important to recognise you are both parents and need to put your family first.

The man needs to be more sensitive and acknowledge the fact that, while he has had a “break”, his wife must be tired.

Perhaps he could suggest that next week it should be her turn to go out?

More importantly, it’s essential to acknowledge the changes that have taken place for you both as a couple.

Leave your carefree, single persona in the pub and remember that the moment you get home, you are a parent.




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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 6, 2008, 8:13 AM CST
MENTION watching the footie and your fella has no problem understanding you. Ask him to do the washing up and all he hears is nag, nag, nag.

So why is it we can say one thing but the opposite sex hears something completely different?

A new guide by TV psychologist Dr Linda Papadopoulos — What Men Say, What Women Hear — is set to bridge the communication gap between the sexes.

In an effort to translate “manspeak”, we asked Dr Papadopoulos to analyse some typical conversations between men and women — and then tell us what REALLY goes on in a man’s head.

Dating

He says: “I had a great time, should I call you?”

She thinks: He’s trying to get rid of me.

She says: “Yeah, sure. Thanks for tonight. See you soon.”

He thinks: That’s not exactly enthusiastic. I’m not going to humiliate myself by pushing it.

Linda says: Don’t be quick to think the worst of a man when he is really being genuine!

You shouldn’t assume it’s just a brush-off when a bloke asks to call you!

Remember, men don’t have scripts so you can’t prejudge their expectations. If you’re unsure if he’s interested, don’t play games. Ask him.

Meeting the parents

She says: “You and your dad were having fun, weren’t you?”

She means: I wasn’t, though . . .

He says: “Yeah, it was great to see them.”

She says: “Hmmm, sure.”

He hears: I don’t like your family.

Linda says: This is a classic example of a girlfriend feeling left out by her man’s family.

It’s easy to get defensive in these situations, but try to deal with the issue as a couple and don’t let your comments about his family become accusatory.

Emotional unavailability

He says: (while watching a weepie film) “Are you OK?”

He means: Why are you crying?

She says: “Sure, it just reminded me of a sad time in my life.”

He thinks: What’s this film got to do with your life? This is making me feel awkward. I don’t know how to deal with your emotions and I feel trapped . . .

He says: Nothing.

Linda says: The man here would probably be horrified if he realised he is probably upsetting his girlfriend even more.

He really just doesn’t know what to say. For women, tears are a reasonable way to express emotion. When we cry, all we want is comfort or reassurance.

However men are solution focused, so if you cry they want to find a way to make you stop. Explain to him that tears aren’t something to panic about and all you need him to do is listen.



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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 5, 2008, 7:07 PM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 5, 2008, 7:03 PM CST
livinglarge wrote:
no this is what I wear for cleaning ,

my hair is



will have to go and read now ,

Skimp you are a
I am what you like happy Reading


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Nov 5, 2008, 7:01 PM CST
livinglarge wrote:
yes I do want to
good let's get started so


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skimpydoo
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Posted: Nov 5, 2008, 6:58 PM CST
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