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Posted: Aug 9, 2007, 5:08 AM CST
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Well that would be great if he does! I still have to show him a pic of my new piercing!
Where is itwink devil ?.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 9, 2007, 5:06 AM CST
Welcome to CS and have lots of fun on here wink devil


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:45 PM CST
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i have no boooooooooooooze!..lol....
I have beer, wine and also geneva.thumbs up


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Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:38 PM CST
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mmmmmmmmmmm, shall we play that one at the get to gether in drogheda! haha!
Why not start now?.devil


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:34 PM CST
ODE TO YOUR BIG BOOBS

I love to suck a great big tit
Inch by inch, bit by bit
I'd love to see your big breasts bare
They make my cum fly through the air!!
Oh goodness gracious! what big boobs!
They make my cum spurt out in goobs
Their great to lick and suck (not to mention titty-fuck!!)
They say that having such big boobs
Are really just a waste
But it takes more than just a mouthful
To get the greatest taste!!



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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:32 PM CST
32 If you are completely naked,
then perform "Dirty Dancing",
else perform "The Strip Tease Show".

Dirty Dancing:
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Perform a newly invented, very erotic sort of dance
with a player of your choice (1 minute).

The Strip Tease Show:
---------------------
You put on as many clothes as possible, stand in front of the
"audience" (all other players) and perform an excitingly erotic
strip tease until you are completely naked. This should take
at least 1 minute, at most 3 minutes.
At the end, the audience decides what you deserve as reward
(applause, kisses, ...).

33 You and a player of your choice, both naked, sensuously kiss
and carress each other.

34 Passionately kiss a player of your choice.

35 If you are completely naked,
then fondle several of the erogenous zones
of a player of your choice,
else remove all your clothing.

36 You have the choice:
Either play "The Hairdresser"
or play "The Massage"
The Hairdresser:
----------------
With your fingers, you comb and brush all the hair of your
client (a player of your choice).

The Massage:
------------
For 2 minutes, you massage the body of your client (a player
of your choice), starting with his/her neck and back, and
continuing as you like.

37 If you are female, then play "The Sweet Candy".
If you are male, then play "The Naughty Little Boy".

The Sweet Candy:
----------------
You cover your naked breasts with something sweet
(honey, jam, chocolate cream, yoghurt or the like)
and have it licked and sucked off by all male players,
until your breasts are completely clean; this should
not take more than 2 minutes.

The Naughty Little Boy:
-----------------------
You have been caught and get your naked bottom smacked
by your mother (a player of your choice), until you promise
to be a good boy and to obey to all her wishes.

38 You have the choice:
Either demonstrate one of your favorite "love positions"
(with a player of your choice),
or tell one of your erotic dreams.

39 If all players are completely naked,
then go to 69 ("The Bed"),
else go to 33 (naked kisses).

40 Perform "The Body Art" with a player of your choice.

The Body Art:
-------------
Gently move your hands over every inch of your partner's
naked body (1 minute).
If your partner has enjoyed it, he/she may thank you
with a passionate kiss (30 seconds).

41 = 23 and so on (40+n = 22+n).

69 The Bed:
--------
Go to bed with one or several players of your choice and
make one of your most pleasant erotic dreams become true.
The official time limit for this bed activity is 2 minutes,
but if your co-players like what you are doing, they may
grant you some more time to achieve your goal.
Remember the rule to avoid any frustration...
The other players wait until you have finished.

The End:
--------
"The Bed" is a good place for deciding whether to continue or
to end The Game. In the latter case, some players may want to
remain in the bed...


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:32 PM CST
The Instructions for Each Field:


0 The Start.
----------

1 The Bar:
--------
All players have a drink.

2 Kiss a player of your choice.

3 Remove 1 article of your clothing (but not pants nor bra).

4 Kiss as many players as you like (15 seconds each).

5 Remove 1 article of clothing (except pants or bra)
from a player of your choice.

6 Touch or carress a player of your choice
anywhere between neck and knees.

7 Remove 1 article of your clothing (except pants).

8 Kiss a player of your choice.

9 If you are wearing more than 3 articles of clothing,
then go to 3,
else remove 1 article of clothing (except pants)
from a player of your choice.

10 If you are wearing more than 3 articles of clothing,
then go to 2,
else kiss a player of your choice.

11 If you are wearing more than 3 articles of clothing,
then go to 7,
else share a drink with a player of your choice.

12 You have the choice:
Either go to 8 & win a kiss,
or go to 22& lose your clothes.

13 You have the choice:
Either go to the beach (go to 14),
or go to the bar (go to 1).

14 The St. Tropez Beach:
---------------------
Remove all your clothing and put on some sort of "swim wear".
(Note that this beach is located in France where bikini tops
are allowed but not required.)
Lie down on the floor (or on some cushions) for 1 minute and
let the sun (or a player of your choice) kiss your skin.

15 The Dance Party:
----------------
For about 3 minutes (or more, if you like), all players are
free to do what they like: drinking, dancing, kissing...

16 Kiss as many players as you like (15 seconds each).

17 Remove 1 article of clothing from a player of your choice.

18 Uncover your breasts (i.e., remove all articles of clothing
that are covering your breasts).

19 Go to 21.

20 Go to 16.

21 If you are female, then play "Mother and Baby".
If you are male, then play "The Swim Champion".

Mother and Baby:
----------------
You are the mother, a player of your choice is your baby
which is crying for food. You uncover your breasts,
and let your baby suck as much of your milk as it likes
(1 minute).

The Swim Champion:
------------------
You are the champion who is preparing for the big event,
a player of your choice is your coach who is helping you.
You take off all your clothes, put on your "swim pants",
and have your legs massaged by your coach.

22 Remove all your clothing except your pants.

23 Tell a player of your choice two reasons why you like him/her.

24 The Upper Floor:
----------------
Kiss and carress a player of your choice
anywhere above his/her navel.

25 If you are completely naked,
then kiss as many players as you like (15 seconds each)
else remove 1 article of your clothing.

26 The Lower Floor:
----------------
Kiss and carress a player of your choice
anywhere below his/her navel.

27 The Heart Beat:
---------------
You have the choice:
Either you choose one player who kisses both your nipples,
or you choose two players who both kiss your nipples
simultaneously (one on either side).

28 If all players are completely naked,
then go to 34,
else remove 1 article of clothing from a player of your
choice.

29 You have the choice:
Go to any field you like (except 39 and 69).

30 All players enjoy "The Dance Party" (same rules as No.15).
---------------

31 The Finnish Sauna Bar:
----------------------
You and a player of yor choice both take off all your clothes
and have a drink.



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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:28 PM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:28 PM CST
The Game Board:


/---------+---------+---------+---------+---------+---------\
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| 32 |< 31 |< 30 |< 29 |< 28 |< 27 |
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| 33 | | 26 |
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| 34 | | 69 (The Bed) >| 25 |
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| 15 >| 16 >| 17 >| 18 >| 19 >| 20 >| 21 |
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:27 PM CST
A Party Game
============

This Game has beed designed for a party of two or more couples,
but it can also be played by a single couple of lovers, or by
any number of persons.

The players may expect to lose some or all of their clothes, and
to win a lot of kisses and erotic excitement, fun and joy.

What you need to play The Game:


A table,
comfortable seats with cushions or pillows,
an empty space for dancing and for performing erotic plays,
a large bed (in the same or another room),
plenty of drinks (but not too much alcohol) and some sweet dessert,
your favorite romantic music (for listening and dancing),
a pleasant and comfortable temperature and atmosphere,
enough time to relax and enjoy (perhaps 2 hours),
and the game materials themselves:
the game board (as sketched below) with the list of rules,
a dice (or a computer programm that generates random numbers
between 1 and 6),
and one marker for each player to be used on the game board
(a coin, a button, a chess figure, or the like).

The General Rules:


At the start of The Game, every player should wear at least 4 and
at most 6 pieces of clothing. Pairs of things like stockings or shoes
count as one. Accessories like belts, glasses, jewelry... don't count.
If you don't like to show your underwear, feel free to replace it
with something more sexy like a bikini or G-String (which will still
be referred to as pants and bra in the instructions).

All players take their seats around the table (preferably with sexes
alternating and with love couples sitting next to each other) and
put their markers on "The Start".
A female player (usually the one with the largest breast size)
starts throwing the dice, to be followed by the player next to her,
and so on around the table.
Each time a player has thrown the dice, he/she advances his/her
marker by the appropriate number of fields and immediately obeys
the instruction listed for the field he/she has reached. Usually,
this involves performing some action, or moving the marker to
another field and then performing the action listed there.
If not stated otherwise, each action should be completed within
at most 30 seconds.

The Game ends whenever the majority of the players wants to do so,
usually after someone has reached "The Bed".

Each player may choose freely, with whom and how he/she wants
to perform the actions suggested by the instructions of The Game.
However, no player may be forced to anything he/she does not like.
All players must keep The Game pleasant, and avoid any danger of
harrassment, frustration, injury, disease, or pregnancy.

The following rules apply to the two most frequent actions:
kissing, and removing an article of clothing.
All other rules are given in the list of instructions for each field.

Kissing:
--------
Whenever you are told to kiss someone, you may kiss and carress
the other player in any way you like, as long as it is pleasant
for both of you.
However, you should not go too far too soon, and you should respect
the time limit (30 seconds, unless stated otherwise).
Whenever you are being kissed, you are expected to actively
respond with kisses and carresses of your own.

Removing Clothing:
------------------
If not stated otherwise, you are free to choose which article
of clothing you want to remove. Of course, you canot remove
stockings before shoes or pants before trousers.
Remember that pairs of stockings or shoes count as one.
If you are instructed to perform some action naked, take off
your clothes before starting the action, and do not put them
on again after the action.
Unnecessary requests like to remove clothes from a naked person
are just to be ignored.





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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:25 PM CST
Monday, August 8
Dear Diary:

I never realized that his job had MEDICAL and DENTAL benefits, too! It
is just SO COOL. Barney told me today that my wisdom teeth needed a
good swabbing, and offered to do it himself! I told him I was scared of
dentists, so he kindly offered to blindfold me. He is SO THOUGHTFUL.

Barney is a GENIUS. *It did not hurt a bit!!!!!* He strapped me in his
chair (if I wiggled too much I might get a nasty surprise, he said) and
then put the blindfold on. I must admit I gagged a bit when he put the
"swabber" in my mouth - it went all the way to the back of my throat!
He told me that my tonsils looked pretty grungy too, so he pushed and
pushed and pushed until he got the "cleaning solution" ready and then
popped it right down my throat. Boy, did I smile after that! My teeth
must SPARKLE! It took him almost twenty minutes to get those tonsils
clean!

Tomorrow he said he would show me how to be a "parts model" - all the
big magazines are looking for girls with clean thighs, he said. THIS
COULD BE THE BIGTIME FOR ME!!!!!


Tuesday, August 9
Dear Diary:

Barney IS SO NICE. Today he let me take a nap on his bed!!!! Imagine,
ME, just another girl from Peoria, lying on a real Hollywood style
couch! I must have been really tired, 'cause after I drank that glass
of grape juice Barney gave me, I got soooooo sleepy I just conked right
out! I must have slept for HOURS too, because when I woke up I was all
stiff and sore.

Oh Diary, you're the only one I could whisper this to: I think I peed
myself in my sleep! How embarrassing! When I woke up I was all wet and
sticky from my you-know-where to my knees!

I have to lay off the grape juice, though, cause all of that pee-pee was
sort of purple.


Thursday, August 18
Dear Diary:

Didn't go into work all this week. Feeling a little sort of queasy in
my tum-tum.


Tuesday, September 21
Dear Diary:

Sorry I haven't written much lately, Dear Diary. I had to quit my job.
Barney told me I was getting fat and he didn't like fat chicks around.
Haven't been eating much, but my tummy is getting bigger every day.
Must have been all that candy I ate when I was happy and still with my
beloved Barney-buns.

I still like to sit and think about those happy days, pulling the taffy
with Barney, playing dentist and patient, and taking those restful naps.
Boy, those naps were refreshing. I always woke up kind of sore, but I
think it's 'cause Barney's couch. It called it is "hump couch" but I
think he meant "lump". Sometimes it was hard to tell when he had that
cigar in his mouth.


Wednesday, October 1
Dear Diary:

The WEIRDEST THING has happened to me!!!!!!!! When I woke up this
morning, there were hundreds of FROGS in my bed! Can you IMAGINE?

Even weirder, though is... they call me "Mom"!



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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:25 PM CST
Read this and weep, oh you millions who lust after dinosaur dingdongs.
This is the true story of a young girl, tender in years and thoughts,
who met RUINATION at the hands of yet another slick Hollywood type, the
one and only potentate of the preschool set, BARNEY.


Friday, July 30
Dear Diary:

Wow, I'm so excited! Today I got my first job! It's just too way
totally cool, too... I mean, right out of Peoria College of Television
Arts and Advertising Sciences and like I already have a JOB! Oh, I am
so happy. I can't wait. I am going to be - get this, Diary Dear! - the
PERSONAL ASSISTANT to Barney the Dinosaur on the smash PBS educational
show! WOW, huh? I will be making seven big ones an hour, too!

Can't wait to tell that snatch Debbie Fartgold about ye jobbe. She was
such a twat when she got that job as - woooooo, hold down the excitement
- software development coordinator at Jap-o Electronics, or whatever it
was called. Like I don't know what SOFTware she's developing! HAHA.


Monday, August 2
Dear Diary:

Today was the absolutely most STUNNING day of my whole LIFE. I got to
meet BARNEY, that beloved cuddly purple amphibian of MILLIONS and *I* am
his RIGHT ARM. He told me so! Really! Just like I mentioned to Mom
when I got home - he told me that I would be needing my right arm soon,
as his was getting pretty tired of doing it all himself! I see a lot
more RESPONSIBILITY coming my way, and maybe more $$$$$$$$! Soon I will
have my OWN TELEPHONE.

Mom says that Barney is not an amphibian. She says he's an
"abomination", whatever that is. I never saw that in MY biology book.


Tuesday, August 3
Dear Diary:

I think - and I would not dare to tell ANYbody but you this, Dear Diary
- that Barney LIKES me!!!!!!!!! He wants to do me a favor, he said so!
He put his arm around my shoulder and said "I love you, you love me -
let's do each other, huh?"

He must have been sort of speechless by my presence, 'cause he forgot to
say "a favor". Well, when you are a BIG STAR like Barney, you're under
a lot of pressure. I know that too, 'cause he said the pressure in his
pants was getting BIG. Poor Barney! I'll have to have some sharp words
with his tailor. Imagine keeping a STAR in pants he's outgrown!

Wednesday, August 4
Dear Diary:

Barney is such a KID at heart! Today he asked me to play "Squeeze the
Play-Dough" with him! He has the greatest colors of Play-Dough, too...
sort of purplish. They must have made it especially for him. He likes
to make big purple bananas with it, I think. He asked me if I wanted to
taste his banana and waived it around in my face while I was hemming up
his new bigger pants.


It's so nice to be around someone with a sense of HUMOR for a change.

Thursday, August 5
Dear Diary:

Boy, am I dumb! That wasn't Play-Dough at all! It must be some kind of
new gum, 'cause when I put a little of it in my mouth to taste today, it
was sort of rubbery and then squirted all over my teeth!!!! It didn't
taste too grapey, though. I told Barney they needed to work on the
flavor. He just sort of grunted and told me he'd eat some Now 'n'
Laters tonight. Whatever that means.

I LOVE MY JOB!!!!


Friday, August 6
Dear Diary:

HE LOVES ME, I know it. He brought me CANDY today! It was a big
squooshy block of what he called Laffy Taffy! I pulled and pulled and
he just hooted and hollered and we had a GREAT time!!!!

I must admit that he seems to like that kind of candy with the squirty
stuff, though. The candy was just like the gum. He likes it when it
squirts all over my mouth and runs down my chin. Oh well! That's why I
carry a hankie!!!!





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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:14 PM CST
Start with the given CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U''s to V''s (which is proper Latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers:
666
Thus, Barney is Satan.



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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:13 PM CST
Tiny and flat
Massive and bulging
Large and Round
Small and perky
Big and supple
Average and pleasing
Nice and Full
Old and sagging
Small and stuffed

All the same and yet all so different




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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 6:00 PM CST
Does that freak look like me?.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 5:58 PM CST
Hi hello welcome and good evening wave


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Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 8, 2007, 11:40 AM CST
In response to:
PARIS, France — "Killing people breeds bad will," said French General Henri Petain. "So our plan for the future is to replace all our weapons with non-lethal versions to show the world that peace is our only goal."

Starting in 2008, the French military's Leclerc-armored combat vehicles will be fitted with O2 cartridges," said Petain. "Now, instead of firing high explosive rounds, they will shoot compressed air at their targets."

Crews are being trained to work these new oxygen tanks, which will have a different impact on the enemy than they're accustomed to.

"O2 blasts won't demolish buildings the way standard ammunition does," said Gen. Petain. "Instead, all doors and windows will be blown off, giving our ground troops easy access. This will be preferable to entering a smoking ruin with dead bodies everywhere."

In addition, human targets will no longer be pulverized by a tank invasion. "They'll just be blown off their feet and have the wind knocked out of them," said the military officer. "Believe it or not, an enemy who is short of breath is easier to overcome than a bleeding one. That won’t drain our medical resources and, again, it will show the world that we're not out for blood."

Furthermore, removing the standard ammunition from the tanks will give the French a tactical advantage.

"The Leclercs will be lighter and faster," said Gen. Petain. "They will be able to cover twice as much ground as before, whether charging toward or away from a battle site.”

Gen. Petain hopes to add O2 missiles to the French arsenal in the near future.

“We believe that nothing will cause an enemy to flee faster than a blast of hot air from France.”
Thanks thats made me laugh. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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