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a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down

God that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality

Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category.

Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting

Minger: Minger = someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.

oh god, look at her - she's a right minger!

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies he/she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a **** or **** marks on his/her underwear and her **** really **** if you go to **** her doggy-style.

He/She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. His/Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning.

A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves. Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.

"???" woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His **** itched terribly.

A typical Welsh word used to describe an ugly person. Usually the alternative to "hangin'" or "cowface".

That was no fun,the computer did all the work....

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Hi ya!

ah i'm still boppin around on the crutches....pain is still very bad...poppin pills.....didn't sleep great....everytime i moved i woke up with dull pains running through my foot!.....

just need tlc.

You're gonna be peed on

I'm a Tree god dang it..........

Hiya Jimboy,

How ya doin......well if he wants to be a cow and i want to be a tree maybe we could compramise......

Ya think I should let him have shelter under my tree....

i'm same size.......

curvey and voluptuous......

Thank ya hunny.....
Its something thats 20 minutes down the road though Sarah...ya know what i mean??
Ive seen some shit in my time....but this is spreading from the city to the outskirts......and nothing seems to be stopping it..
Maybe we`ll all end up having to carry one some day..??...The only means of self defence....

who's the lucky girl...

how did he do that skimpydo ?



see we all know that thats the real fu**ing problem with these third world countries

people cry their hearts out ..dig deep in their pockets ( including millions in aidfrom governments and the politicians put it in their pockets and leave their people starving



how could they do that to their own people ?


there's a quite a few very rich third world country politicians about the place !

but at the same time what are suppose to do just stand there ..and watch it all go on ????

just keep me laughing.....your posts always make me laugh!....

good chap!

I was dreaming last night kissing a beautiful girl! what is your idea? what will happen?

have to put plastic bag over my foot! i suppose....

nah, i'm used to doing stuff by myself....i'll get by...only thing i'll miss is not being able to drive my car......aghgggggghhh

so if anyone would like to taxi me around that would be great!...

Thanks skimp though!

hehe!