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Dublin dating
skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 18, 2007, 3:45 AM CST
God bless all the families of those who died.


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Dublin dating
skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 18, 2007, 3:42 AM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 18, 2007, 2:31 AM CST
The Garden Of Earthly Delights:

Raunch: A sexy or sexual state of mind,or content.

Hot Sex: Fast,hard,wanton desires being quenched.Delightfull mix of sweet,romantic,loin-drenching,intimate,candle-lit(or red-lit!) sex.A coupling so intense,orgasmic waves of pure pleasure ripping through both of you.Lip-lickingly hot, sweaty and messy(like good sex should be)

Delicious Sex: Sex and foreplay so delectable and succulent,you're licking sweat from each other's bodies,from every inch,using mouth's and tongues to bring each other to almost heavenly states of orgasm.Juicy,screaming,lovely,plenty of gorgeous oral,massaging and teasing.Every inch of hot & sweat-wet flesh being tasted,kissed,caressed,and devoured.

Sensual Sex: Loving,slow,passionate.Incredibly arousing french kissing,oodles of sweet sexy foreplay,relaxed,but ultimately,body-draining climaxing while kissing,cuddling,and of course...plenty of post-coitus pillow-talk(Yak Yak..LOL)! From licking ice-cream off of each other,to sucking fingers,love-biting,tongue baths,making your lover feel like the most desirable,tasty,and hot arousing partner on this planet.Various positions,all good,all hot,all for long nights of hot,sweet lust.

Kinky Sex: Wild,wanton,fetishistic.The man(you) indulging the woman's every whim,taste,desire and need.And in return,the woman(me*) using every inch of her body and seductive powers to bring the hot male to almost nirvana states of orgasm.Hot,sweet blowjobs for him,along with such a range more..xx Scorchingly hot,feverish,alternative,primal,animalistic,gorgeously decadent and debauched sex.Ideal for that couple who mix romance,hotness and true wild adventure....One to drench you,leave me breathless and ,for the man,empty of every ounce of hot ejaculate,and for the woman,a loin-denching,body shaking,powerful orgasm ripple......

Which one is your favourite?


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 18, 2007, 2:30 AM CST
BEDROOM GOLF

1. The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally
one club and two balls.

2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may
begin.

3. Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club
into the hole, while keeping the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before
allowing play to commence.

5. Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length,
so as to avoid damage to the course.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible,
until the course owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may
result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. Players are cautioned to play the correct hole, as indicated by
the course owner.

8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival at the course. Experienced players will admire the
course, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers.

9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played recently to the owner of the course presently being
played.

10. If the course to be played is temporarily under repair, player
is advised to find alternate means of play.

11. It is considered outstanding form to play the hole several times
in one match.

12. Course owners shall be the judge of who is the best player.

13. It is considered bad form to reveal your score to other players,
or even that you have played the course.

14. Players are encouraged to have the proper rain gear along,
just in case.

15. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared
to play at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the
course owner's request.

16. Players are advised to think twice before considering
membership at a given course. Additional assesments may be
levied by the course owner, and the rules are subject to
change. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to
play several different courses.



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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 17, 2007, 4:49 AM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 16, 2007, 4:44 AM CST
As its summer I wear nothing but a smile in bed thumbs up laugh grin


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 15, 2007, 4:55 AM CST
In response to:
i felt sorry for you cos you had no replies.

but sorry im afraid i don't know, sorry!

Ah welcome back LW we all missed you.

Yeah there is a way to do it. If you google it you can geat a program that will let you download youtube vids.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 15, 2007, 4:48 AM CST
In response to:
seems u dont

where are all the male pervs?seem we are all female in here
Male here guilty as charged devil wink


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 8:37 PM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 8:20 PM CST
In response to:
ah, i'm better than that! lol!
Well I meant the wax job you got done and I too would like to spend the night with you.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 8:17 PM CST
In response to:
OK skimpy, obviously nobody can name that song so maybe you should post another one or pass it on before this thread dies an agonizing death.
THe song was Rocky took a lover by Bell X1.
Ok here is another song.

Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand rainy days
Since we first met?
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 8:07 PM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 8:00 PM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 7:59 PM CST
In response to:
nope....

you can all try to find a hair!

Or have fun trying wink devil


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 7:51 PM CST
In response to:
nope, i'm already waxed and primed all over for another month.....

so you can't do me!
Maybe they missed a spot lol.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 7:47 PM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 7:45 PM CST
In response to:
reveal hairy chest.....ewwwwwwwwwwww

pssssst....you need to wax that off.....

afterall you expect us to wax our legs and nether regions! hehe!
Hmmm why do you wax wink devil


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 7:41 PM CST
slowly dances unbuttoning my shirt to reveal my hairy chest. I slowly rub my nipples for you. Shall I go on?.devil wink


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 7:35 PM CST
In response to:
oh la la,,,let get dancing
Ok do you want a slow teasing strip?.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jul 13, 2007, 7:33 PM CST
In response to:
mmmmmmmmm

i'll have one after the other....continuously!

lol!
All yours so kiss cheers


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