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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 9:23 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
So that is why I have trouble moving and walking in the mornings


Were you rearended again?.rolling on the floor laughing


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 9:14 AM CST
kitty01 wrote:
I think I got pregnant over the internet by one of you men. I believe thisto be true is I am sure I am a skinny female and when I look in the mirror I have a few extra pounds.

Now confess up who did it.


Get all the suspects on to the Maury show to do a paternity test rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 8:06 AM CST
lordmoggy wrote:
she kicks skimpydoos arse! with a size 25 boot!


Well how could that be me as clown wear a wig and have a big red nose and also the guy in the picture is not fat.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 7:58 AM CST
vonney wrote:
WHAT?

cheek


Von and Stef thanks for your support.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 7:45 AM CST
Lillym wrote:
Sure he did ... and weren't we happy in those days .. Lack of violence in Malta has got nothing to do with Mintoff full stop.

Strong family values is what this island is all about JMO


True but I meant that you might have kept some of these values as a hangover from his rule.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 7:43 AM CST
stefonline wrote:
Excuse Me.......


Well he has to come up with something at short notice and so he did but I ain't a clown.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 7:34 AM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 7:30 AM CST
Lillym wrote:
Interesting you should say that... now how did the Mintoff years have anything to do with our culture???


Didn't he rule with an iron fist?.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 7:29 AM CST


You just gotta love Eddie Rockets.
thumbs up



The best food in the world.

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 7:24 AM CST
stefonline wrote:
Skimp where are ye gone.....


I am here but I am also trying to avoid that clown Lord Moggy.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 6:29 AM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
That sort of stuff never happens here....touch wood....

...I was sitting outside having a smoke with mates last nite....actually 1.30 in the morning....and saw quite a number of young women under 20 walking home in the dark....no problem...
well, bloody fantastic, I say....this culture here reminds me of a Fellini movie, small town Italy or something, where the weirdos are just funny weird, know what I mean??....I've never seen any aggression here ever.....it's incredible....I think it must have a lot to do with this really strong Roman Catholic history, and very strong family values.....

Touch wood again....


Maybe its to do with the Mintoff years?. I met him once when he visited my school.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 6:27 AM CST
vonney wrote:
You would know that Ro. lol


Well V I know a lot of things wink devil


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 6:19 AM CST
vonney wrote:
Neither do I hun


I get it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing . Peter is american slang for cock.


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Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 5:55 AM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 5:52 AM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Well nothing would surprise me..but I think if they were gonna murder him they would have used something far more sinister than Tylenol with Codeine which is what he overdosed on!!!!!!!!!!!...You know like that Plutonium Nitrate stuff or whatever they killed that Russian guy with!!!!!!!!!!!


Think about it the way he died looks like suicide and no other reason to think not.

Remember that British scientist David Kelly who the BBC used in an interview about WMD in Iraq?. They say he killed himself but there is a 99% chance he was murdered.


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 5:48 AM CST
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is 80 euro an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.


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Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 5:46 AM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 5:40 AM CST
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.

When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling,

'You Sign! You sign!'

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder,

'You Sign! You sign!'

Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.

He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,

'You sign! You sign!'

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:

'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.

On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,

'You sign! You sign!'

Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him:

'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?'

The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:



(It's a beauty)




(Wait for it)





(Get your best Chinese accent ready)







'You not Nissan Main Deala?'


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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Aug 1, 2008, 5:40 AM CST
A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.

So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. 'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is
beeping the horn.'


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