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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jun 2, 2008, 1:05 PM CST
alex_192 wrote:
impressive

15 pages later 2catchastar and mylifewithu have deccided to post abut the original post instead of makeing another post against myself

i am totally impressed

but i am glad to see their wiliing to atyack people for their post is calming down

continue in the good track, then i might answer your private mails too



have you considered that they might not want to give you anymore of the attention you seem to crave? (besides, what you're doing is hijacking the original post) as for the mail, if you're sending some to them then you should EXPECT a reply. after all, it's only polite. don't go fooling yourself that they reply to your messages because they're lusting after you. in fact, after reading your posts i wouldn't imagine ANYONE would be lusting after you. suggest you give yourself a shake and drop the matter and give the people on cs a little more credit for being intelligent enough to have worked you out long ago. please don't go mailing me for this since i'm immune to abuse professor


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:52 PM CST
FREEDOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

oh......................and spartacus dancing banana


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:35 PM CST
1 night stands are great! you can jump in bed and not have to worry about your performance or how long it lasts cos hey, it's only 1 night. who cares what rating she gves you rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 26, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
i've been wracking my braing trying to find what i can add to this thread but alas, i can't think of anything. i'm flawless. truly perfect !



















































































oh........i found one..................i'm crap at lieing rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 26, 2008, 12:33 PM CST
how come 2catchastar isn't there? she's one sexyyyyyyyyyyyy babe - not to mention she's american heart wings


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:48 PM CST
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
right u can all relax now, i'm off to bed, na nite folks . click clicks..........hope my baby give me tring tring rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:34 PM CST
jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke an ounce of pot.
jack fell down and with a frown
watched jill smoke the lot rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:29 PM CST
if i hi fived you after that i'd spend the rest of the night sniffing my hand!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:26 PM CST
25 (i'm off soon and didn't wanna miss my turn) rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:25 PM CST
my phone number used be 1 number off comet's (the electrical store) and peopl ewere forever phoning me by accident. i accepted this as something that people would do on occasion but after talking to a couple of people who said they'd been put through to my number by another comet STORE i kinda got a little annoyed. i phoned up the store which kept putting them through to me and they basically called me a liar and said when they redirected people to the store beside me it was via speed dial. they even suggest i change MY number if it was getting to me that much! well, i WAS pissed and i did NOT like their attitude.........so i decided to get my own back.
one day a woman phoned me and asked if we'd had a chance to look at her washing machine. i replied that we had indeed had a chance and knew what was wrong with it. she said ' really? what?' i replied ' it's F*CKED!!!!' .......then hung up on her. i can only imagine the look on her face haha.
another time, a woman phoned and asked if i'd managed to fix her hi fi (which was apparently almost 5 years old and the warranty was about to expire). she told me that she'd had it in the store for repair on numerous occasions. i told her how sorry we all were that she'd had so many problems and as a gesture, she could come to the store and pick a brand new one - no extra charge haha. i can only imagine the look on the faces of the comet staff rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
funny enough, comet changed their number soon afterwards.

yup folks, true story wink


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:11 PM CST
oh, forgot to mention.........i pick up the mic and sing some songs on a couple of karaoke sites. makes me feel good (even if it doesn't SOUND so good) laugh


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 9:09 PM CST
kissmedeeply wrote:
SEX


haha i wondered who'd be first to say that rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 8:56 PM CST
och am nae bloody diffrint tae anybody else min!! rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 8:39 PM CST
seriously folks, u guys in the states have it easy. you're paying the same for a gallon as we are for a LITRE!! the knock on effects of the price hike is evident everywhere. grocery bills are up by an average 15 pounds (approx 30 dollars) and every other food/retail outlet is hiking up their prices. the cost of living (if you drive) has risen by an average 80 pounds (approx 160 dollars) per week!!! there are people a lot worse off than me and i despair for them, i really do.


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 8:30 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
Is it the episode where Patrick is a Porn-Starfish?


no. it's the one where patrick gets sunburned, turns brown and gets chased all over bikini bottom by raving nympho fags rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 8:21 PM CST
i don't drink so i can't say i've noticed. good to know i'm not missing out on anything though (as well as saving a fortune) laugh


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 8:18 PM CST
redbellypirhana wrote:
Hey Claayer, I'll watch a porn with you over dinner, I'll take a fish sandwich while you eat the footlong hot dog!!!...


forget it. claayer's watching sponge bob with me sticking out tongue


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 8:14 PM CST
Bowie wrote:
clean toes!!!!!!!!!
god. are all you nay sayers really that good in bed. on the floor across the kitchen table, the bathroom sink. the garage. the closet. in the pool, in the elevator, in the car, the backyard, the office. in traffic .... etc, etc


i think they just don't seem to realise that feet are very easily cleaned. wash them, cover them in vodka/whisky/chocolate, then lick it off. simple - and VERY pleasurable. ditch the stigma wink


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 23, 2008, 8:07 PM CST
StressFree wrote:
What if she had a severe untreated bunion deformity?


just do the unaffected toes! rolling on the floor laughing


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