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och u have no sense of adventure. try showering with your man, soaping each other down till you're all nice 'n' clean............then get each other DIRTY again (squirty chocolate is always good) and clean each other up with your tongues followed by a night of passion. (hint: don't forget to put the bedsheets in the wash when u wake up )


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u haven't seen ME all day long cos i only finished work 2 hours ago


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wow, it's GARY!!!


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just found this. haha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPGR5wy0JLI&feature=related


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dunno but he WATCHES IT...................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPjYot1eroc




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don't worry, i don;t think you fooled anyone m8


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right that's it. i'm off round to claayer's house with a bottle of vino and a sponge bob dvd


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it's all down to personal preference and being able to compromise. for me, there HAS to be a physical attraction. doesn't have to be anything in particular though. i've been known to lust after an overweight woman who had beautiful eyes or another who had the most incredible voice/accent. i've even been known to be attracted to a woman just because of the way she sang - but that's all physical and some would interpret that as shallow. call it what you will, i call it my personal taste and i'm entitled to have a preference without fear of people accusing me of being shallow.


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sup claayer. i shoulda added that i don't watch porn............i MAKE it


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i presume you've never given oral either then? my guess is there must be far more germs involved there


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did i miss something???


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personally............um..........och forget me, i'm asking the bloody questions here!!!


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not the kinda journey i'd like to make on a regular basis. mind you, i was driving at night time.


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have you ever tried making the journey from aberdeen to STRANREAR? no wayyyyyyyyyy. never again!!!!


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never said it did. was just enquiring


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does that mean you're almost english then?


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eh? lockerbie isn't on the borders?



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it's not so bad once i've slapped half a jar of bryl cream on it (or do as weegies do and use axel grease- stolen from someone's car at the traffic lights of course)


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remove the inhibitions, soap each other down in the shower and give it a go. you won't be disappointed. i remember wondering wtf people get out of this. i'm happy to say that i've been enlightened


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