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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:13 PM CST
HealthyLiving wrote:
Better be glad it was warm out...

Folks may have laughed at the shriveled up thing as you passed by in the cold! That is going beyond the limit of normal, but...

not quite what I had in mind here.


you're right! it REALLY ISN'T normal to have a warm night in scotland!! rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:09 PM CST
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Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 8:02 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
#1 is a control freak - dump him

#2 cash aint all that bad...

#3 taken, move on....maybe you can find a number 4?


what she said thumbs up


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:46 AM CST
a woman has 3 daughters.

1st daughter ' i'm off with dennis to tennis
mother: ' ok love have a good time'

2nd daughter: ' i'm off with rolf to golf'
mother: ' ok bye love, have a good time'

3rd daughter: ' i'm off with chuck..........'
mother: 'YOU'RE STAYING IN!!!!!'

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:19 AM CST
i personally believe that global warming is a natural phenomenon and that it'll happen irrespective of what we try to do about it. it's a fact that the earth does warm/cool periodically. however, i also believe that we speed up these changes by polluting the atmosphere but it's often blown out of proportion.


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:12 AM CST
http://www.torrentportal.com/details/1371695/Microsoft.Word.2007.Cracked.torrent

you'll need to download a torrent prog first (such as bit torrent) if you don't already have it wink


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:09 AM CST
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 22, 2008, 7:08 AM CST
dcj22 wrote:
What you do when you tie your shoe.Why do people snore?


to attract attention!

does my bum look big in his? confused


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:29 PM CST
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:28 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
why didn't you ask a question?


why didn't you answer my non-existant question?


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:27 PM CST
roflmaoooooooo that's excellent. thanks for sharing. my personal fav is :

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

roflmaoooooooooo that just about made me fall off my seat rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:23 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
didn't you understand the question?


don't think he's quite got the hang of this game rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:22 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
nope, laptop is waaaaaaaaay too wide........
would you strip for the person below you?


course i would!

do you pee in the shower?


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:19 PM CST
http://www.prankyanker.com/pranks/baby-prank.php

thought this was pretty funny rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:13 PM CST
easygoingguy wrote:
Because they can`t tree

does pubic hair grow on your head?


nope, it grows on penguins (i should know cos i'm one)

have you ever had cyber sex?


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:10 PM CST
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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:09 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
A streak, Sqwid? Are you saying you were streaking? Damn, wish I'd been there.
fortunately, it was a warm summers night rolling on the floor laughing blushing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:04 PM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
why do I always gotta play with myself?


cos u enjoy it. u got pics? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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skwidwurd
Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland UK
Posted: May 21, 2008, 8:02 PM CST
um.....i once did a streak in loch lomond.........does that count? confused


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