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Oh, my, gosh.

Twenty two years? That is longer than some people on here have been alive.

Yes. You are definitely a born again virgin. Before you do the dance - you know - I'd check for cob webs (shhhh, its a female thing)

Damn, Kitty. You knocked the wind out of my sails - now seven years seems like nothing. Drop in the bucket. A few grains of sand. Sheesh.


And you CAN find a willing partner.






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A Fine Frenzy - "Come On, Come Out" in my pants


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What do they have in common? Air and sex . . .















they are both no big deal until you aren't getting any











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Ouch!

That wasn't nice.

Can we tie him up and play constant inane things over and over until he's screaming like the lil girl sitting on the swing in the Frankenstein movie?


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Strap them to the center of a pool table. Bounce shots off of them. The 8 ball is a mini flesh eating bomb.

The quarters lining up are enough to finish the person off - tiny flesh eating explosions, one after another after another.



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Not *I*.

I'm just pointing out that such a thing exists.

Penis Phobias

" Penis, erect: seeing, thinking about or having- Ithyphallophobia."

"Penis, esp erect- Phallophobia."

" Penis, losing an erection- Medomalacuphobia."

Other Phobias

"Chickens- Alektorophobia."

"Ventriloquist's dummy- Automatonophobia."





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Yeah! I laughed! Phew. I thought my 'giggle box' had broken.

Phobias man! We need to find out what their greatsest fear is and use it to the 10th power.


Mine is spiders - shhhh. Don't tell.

There are people you could pick up a vase and wave it at them and they'd faint dead away.

What are some phobias that could be used to bring on an untimely and ugly end?

Snakes.

Chickens.

Penises.


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Indy?

Slap, slap! Snap out of it, man!

Too much turkey - you're thinking like a bird, dude!


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Hmmmm. This is positively a wicked thread. I likes it.

I know! No, no. That one is too over the top. Hmm.

Put them in a kiddie swimming pool, naked, with 68,000 really hungry leeches and make them watch 'Mr. Roger's" over and over until they pass out from blood loss.


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Do I hear clucking??


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I used to miss being held or hugged.

I am a very touching person. I touch people when I talk to them, their hand, arm, back.

It just isn't the same as feeling safe and warm in someone's arms.


Great. Thanks for the reminder . . .


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Typical kangaroo.


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Nah.
Not into snuggling with females.


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From every horror movie ever made "Do you think he/its really dead?"

As the wicked, evil, twisted, vile monster raises a knife over their unsuspecting heads.


"Must be some kinda road block, I guess."



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Blazing Saddles was a stellar movie FILLED with double innuendos.

It will always be funny.

Unfortunately, I cannot think of one single quote.

Anyone remember one that went something like this "beat me, whip me, take away my credit cards!"?


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"Its okay, Baby! I've got your shoes!"

From the movie 'Police Beat'


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Nah, not like that - like 'Cheers' the bar - where everyone knows your name.


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So then, the elephant charged across the field straight a the grazing giraffe. The ground thundered beneath its pounding feet.
Startled and alarmed, the giraffe spun his head around and gasped, leaves fluttered, forgotten from his mouth.




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Like a laundry mat washer machine going round and round - except the doors open and stuff's fallin' out . . .

My pet peeve.

People who kiss up to me because they did something they shouldn't have and now they are kissing up to get back in my good graces.




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Man or a woman??

Tell.


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