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Oh, don't stop now! Keep it up and going; I like your observations about the real or plastic; I've been doing it for years, just yesterday at a mall...all these females sales people behind a counter, all made up so that they reminded me of a collection of dolls on display; made me wonder if they are as empty as a doll...more than likely, otherwise why that "uniform" look of fake smiles, batting eyelashes,coiffed hair styles and those oooooh so tight and short skirts that if they dropped something, they quickly kick it under the counter and grab another similar item from a shelf...duhhh, just a observation from an observer of the "human condition"....%)


Pet Peeves with the Opposite Sex or other people: click here to read the entire thread »

ummm, how about a combination of Maynard G. Krebs and Fox Mulder....


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I'm in a condition unfit to be misunderstood...wow..look at all the colours....%)


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Some redneck driving etiquette:
When approaching a four way stop, the truck with the largest tires always has the right of way
Never tow another car using panty-hose and duct tape
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can,it's impolite to ask her to bring you back beer...
On dating: (outside the family)
Establish, with her parents, what time she is expected back. Some will say 10 pm; others may say "Monday". If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
Be assertive, let her know you're interested:"I've been wantin' to go out wid chou since I done read dat stuff on de boys bathroom wall two years ago!"


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Good advice there newchick and isabella; I'd try to adjust the camera height a bit and some more light toward the frontal face; let the girls have a good clear view of yourself tallman.
Newchick, did you really have to do a shirtless photo?
Gee, I would have thought just your lovely hair would have done the trick to attract hordes of adoring and panting slaves, er, I mean fans....&)


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I spent a lot of time down among the reds,er, rednecks!
What's the difference 'tween a "good lo' boy" and a redneck?
The "good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involed.
What is a redneck's defense in court?
"Honest, yo' honor,I wuz jes' he'ping de sheep over de fence".
Did ya hear that they've raised the minimum drinkin' age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools...
How do you know when you're staying in a redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I've got a leak in my sink," and the desk person says ,"Go ahead."
and remember folks, Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession!


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Didja hear de one 'bout de redneck who passed away and let his entyre ee-state in trust to his bee-lo-ed widow?
She can't touch it til she's 14!! What's the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas?
Nice Tooth!


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I am in total, complete agreement; keep it all private especially all contents of e-mails; if the other party wanted to be public, they could have posted it in an appropiate thread.


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I have the distinct impression that all north american women have really bad eyesight, that they can't or won't see that the toilet seat is up;
that they can't manage to put it down either because they are totally lacking in simple mechanical skill,(mechanically challenged?) or lazy...
How about turning this around to why is it the women here,(north america) always leave the seat down, especially in a residence where they live with a male...is it any wonder that the blind, deaf and drunk male staggers in and urinates all over "her throne"...
Why is it that neither one has the capacity to close the toilet, seat down and lid down...????it's so simple, that monkeys in behavioral studies have learned it!! Can I coin the term Toilet , no wait, I have it, "Etiquettely Toilet Challenged" it seems to be a major infection ...arguments, threats, grounds for divorce...cheechzz! If toilet etiquette is such a challenge, just do what the rural french peasants do: just have holes in the ground and sqwatt...builds up leg muscles! Just have piles of old corncobs or smooth rocks nearby...(what a dumb-ass topic), yes, pun intended! %)


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tails...butt honey!


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Puto te tuber in cerebro alere...stupra fascino volanti torum pistrinum provolventem!


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HA! you are soooo cryptic, I love it!
"..to go into de...tails.. tail(s)?? oh you're good! %)


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Fieri potest ut cerebrum tuum liquefiat...et Fieri potest ut Latine blaterare incipias!!


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AAAAhhh...Diabolus me coegit peccare !!
Sit iucundus tibi dies....HA!


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Cogito sumere potum alterum!!! (oink!)
Quantum placui tibi?


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Redneck Etiquette: Going out:
Never take a beer to a job interview
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them
It's considered tacky to take the cooler to church
If you have to vauum the bed, it is time to change the sheets
Even if you are certain that you are included in the will,it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dinnining out:
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as to not "bruise" the fruit of the vine
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label
Entertaining In Your Home:
The centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.
Theater Etiquette:
Refrain from talking to the characters on the screen. Tests have shown and proven they can't hear you.
Weddings:
Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift
Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you hurt or/and shot
Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion...even if it's "all in the family" %) more later


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What!? You mean Alvin's Harmonica and those ooh so harmonious chipmunks don't "turn you on" HA! How about their Heavy Metal songs!? A whole album!! %)


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well...you could have said "a white elephant"..%)


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Glory Alleluha! Amen to that; without the Fun factor, it is flat!


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north american men are smarter than women....


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