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And since many of us are probably nearly to this point...

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you dont remember it, it didnt happen.

3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom Im in McDonalds & theyre playing our song. I love you”

4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesnt want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.

5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exs & remind them that you were the best lover theyve ever had & everything they know, they learned from u. This way you can sleep well at night.

8. you can also call this same ex & let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to that you understand because you would still love you too!

9. If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials u. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

10. It is always a good idea to sing on someones answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

11. Drunk dialing should be fun & light hearted or dirty and sex crazed… Never angry.

12. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away & reminding you that “u have a problem”.

13. If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

14. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad & usually leads to angry dialing.

15. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friends phone to do your dialing.

16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually to costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you dont call this person ull just die, break rule 15 & use a friends phone.

17. Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing… be prepared.

18. When drunk dialing remember that “hanging out” at 3 in the A.M. usually doesnt involve cards its probably going to be more like cheap lube & handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk….. “u want me to do what with your box? Play with it?”

19. Dont drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far to drunk to be using electronics & you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

20. Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher, grandpa, or friends parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialers

And those are the rules of drunk dialing! Enjoy!!!!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know... you left your Injun running!!"

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he`s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!" Then, turning to the Indian, he asks "How do you know all that?!!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

Since your in Colorado, I would strongly suggest you go see the Garden of the Gods. I went and saw it when I lived in Colorado and it is just awesome!

I spent 2 years in Billings, Montana and a year in Casper Wyoming.

Yes it really is with all the mountains, lakes, and the columbia river! It's gorgeous here, and at night there are so many stars, my kids and i like to take a blanket outside at night and just lay down and look up at the stars and see how many constellations we name!

It's north of Spokane, and nestled under the Canadian border!

since I'm originally from Australia, I would say aussies! We rock, what do you expect!

i like poems by Christopher Marlowe ( or Marlow) heehhehehe...

O.k. I'll trade, you take the south, I the north, anytime, I hate hot weather, point!

Good show, squeeks.

And man, can I relate to this. I was going home last night from work and this chick nearly clipped me. As she was driving away, she yelled out her window, "Sorry!"

I was like, "Don't be sorry, open your F$%#%ing eyes, and you won't have to apologize!"