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50ish.......Looking for a trophy
Reasonably fit.......Beer gut
Healthy.........Big beer gut
Handsome.......Narcissistic
Ruggedly handsome........Lots of scars
Non-materialistic........Broke
Down-to-earth........Really broke
Opionionated.......Likes the sound of his own voice
Passionate.........On Viagra
Moral........Bible thumper
Monogamous........Pathological liar
Friendship first......Herpes
Shy.........Total nerd

Have you ever lived in the georgia orange county or around the lake ocany or anywhere around Atlanta ,like greensboro.You would not ask this question.Perception is reality.I asked to make sure.

Were kids african american?

From AP:

"ACWORTH, Ga. (AP) — Three boys ages 8 and 9 were being held Monday in a detention center on charges of kidnapping and raping an 11-year-old girl in the woods near a suburban apartment complex, officials said.

The alleged attack happened Thursday and the girl's mother reported it to authorities Sunday, Acworth police Capt. Wayne Dennard said.

"The juvenile victim stated that an 8-year-old boy and two 9-year-old boys that she had been playing with earlier pulled her into a wooded area, where one of the boys raped her," Dennard said.

The three boys were charged with rape, kidnapping, false imprisonment and sexual assault, Dennard told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Their names were being withheld because of their age.

Prosecutors have not decided whether to try the suspects as adults.

"That decision hasn't been made," said Kathy Watkins, a spokeswoman for the Cobb County District Attorney's office. She had no further comment.

Calls to the Acworth Police Department were not returned Monday morning.

Acworth is 30 miles northwest of Atlanta in the city's fast-growing outer suburbs."


Just gotta love love this world we live in....

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

A very fitting name

well they do say that the welsh language is one of the most difficult languages to learn in the world.

i can read it withaout any problem, and thats the problem, people reading like this are used to have very bad spelling, so do i.
all my life i struggled with this.
you are shure that only half of the people can read it? i think it must be a little bit more.

LOL great post...

Made my eyes cross, but no probs reading it.

You know Eupho, if these women between 18-25 keep giving me 1s, i just might have to go to some beyonce meausures.

Half naked on that pool table! Yes!


Girls, don't you dare me! It's gonna get hot in here!