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gillyloves69: what do you mean by the celts built canada ?



whats the history behind that then ?

KHD100: The best way to irritate a Scot... is call their wee Kilt a skirt ...
GOTCHA!!!!

KHD100: .., so when they have the Highland games ... do your male relatives show up, do they wear the same SKIRT as you?

Certain people from Quebec hate the English even more than you can imagine.

KHD100: .... hmmm I have never eaten lamb. Typical Scots... assuming the wrong thing again.

Brew01: While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in Wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum
stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
Work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
But surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!

KHD100: Sorry Scottie.... me ma and me da are Irish, and just happened to be in England when I was born. Traitor to the cause.... that's me.

KHD100: HEY!!!!!!!!!!! I was born in that neighboring part of your country...

Typical Scot .... worse than the Irish for picking a fight.
Fiance is a Scot ... verrra argumentative.

KHD100: HEY!!!!!!!!!!! I was born in that neighboring part of your country...

Typical Scot .... worse than the Irish for picking a fight.
Fiance is a Scot ... verrra argumentative.

KHD100: Certain parts of the UK ... the men are famous for wearing SKIRTS ... and not much else.

KHD100: Location location location... and very different weather systems. Currency is different .... and some of you drive on the wrong side of the road!!!!

rockerdude: when i lived in michigan i use to carry a gun alot for protection it was a kinda thing one sorta liked i do have a sawn off shotgun at my home in england

mike37den: Hi Sir Stew

This proves your mob don't wear'em
Taken at Canterbury I bet the guy dines out on that photo eh what old boy

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/queen.asp

mike37den: Hi FP

Psycholocial = amalgam of Psychological/socialogical - I thought it appropriate at the time as the English are Bastards according to the Welsh and Scots The wordyou used is apparently Scottish.

WO Drum Major Stew of the Argylls had the decency to explain its meaning later to me and BTW Bothe being wex military bandsmen we are both aware that the reason the Welsh Guards were considering wearing kilts was because the mountain goats got used to the sound of zips

Have a good day
Mike

mike37den: I read your mature psycholocial anaylisis part but can you please translate to ENGLISH the word hesshewl for me ?

According to the online Welsh - English translator, it does not seem to be included in the dictionary.

It may therefore be a Welsh coloquialism which, having grown up among and played rugby with Welsh Coal mining paople and families here in Thanet for whom I retain respect I have never heard of it previously.

I am alway wiiling to learm.
Thank you in advance

Mike

firstprize: :Keep your nutts covered I hear englishmen are hung like doormice..is it true you where american tan tights under your nightgowns?

mike37den: Glad to be of service RDM
I reckon there'll be plenty of Kilty speil from W/O Drummy *Sir* Stew when he sees it, but the old boy only ever comes on here after he gets pissed late at night and usually has a dig if anyone dares fly the Butchers apron.