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Met someone in a chat room.... he offered me a virtual drink. we chatted for a while and then I left the room...
Does that qualify as a Intenet date?

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roots all night

into a raving

As a manager I have 21 direct reports... One tried to accuse me of harrasment and creating a hostil work enviroment. She made these accusations just because I told her to get back to her desk and get to work, after she had been socializing for 35 minutes. She went and reported to our Human resource unit.I smiled when they told her she had no grounds for her accusation and that she should read the definition of harrasment. They advised her that as a manager I could do that. and she had no grounds...I'm smiling again!

Thank you for reminding me, Moonfox!! --dana

Don't feel sorry for me, I always bounce back better than ever...

Zee

Yah...makes you lose your faith in men...

I feel like writing a short manual for internet dating etiquette...

Rule One:
Don't talk about your dick

Rule Two:
Don't talk about how great you are in bed...

Rule Three:
In fact, DON'T talk about sex...

you can think sex, but for god's sake don't talk about it...

Rule Four:
Shut the f**k up and listen to her already.....

The End

Lets see....

the last one stole some items from me...

One pushed me down a flight of stairs and broke my leg in 2 places.

One was married... and never mentioned it.

One wanted a debt card for my bank account.

and so on.....

I do have to say that I have found a nearly perfect woman from this site, but her only flaw is that she is happily married.... LOL

I do hold out hope that there is someone out there that doesn't want to hurt me.

Zee

I'm still in therapy, but thanks....

...wanna date??

After the first drink she suggested a little walk....we ended up in her 5-star hotel....before I knew it, she had me tied to the bed, and was taking advantage of my helpless situation. I was used and abused all night. Her plan was to take me back to Malibu and keep me permanently chained, in my underwear, to use as her "home-slave"...as compensation, she promised to feed me all the caviar and Dom Perignon I could consume. I managed to escape by using my dentures to gnaw my way thru the ropes while she slept.....I absailed off the balcony and landed in the hotel swimming pool before making good my escape....needless to say, it'll be a while before I risk going out on an internet date again!!!!...

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Good lord people, since when did talking to people become so freakin complicated? Tell em the truth, or tell em it's none of their business. However you feel about it.