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My father always said:

" Absence makes the heart grow fonder,,, for somebody else."

And he's right.



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Not sure how far a lady has come to me,,, Well Houston to Nacogdoches, But I do remember dating this gorgeous farm girl in college. Her sorority was two blocks from my frat, and we dated long enough for me to pick her up from her real home one night. I left college and drove over 250 miles to see her. We could have waited 2 days and seen each other 2 blocks away, but no we couldn't wait, or it was the weekend or I just wanted her kiss? I had a two tone light blue ElCamino with fat racing tires and it ate gas but I was in love.


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No, probably not, Gilly,
but you could be the first black Queen! javascript:emot('');


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True story: Jackie Martling (the wit and comedic wisdom behind Howard Stern) often gave out lP records at the close of his comedy stand-up shows to encourage word of mouth sales. Jackie is a master joke teller and , early in his career, he opened for the Great Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney suggested this line. "If you enjoyed my show Here's my album. if ya didn't enjoy my show,,, there's a tiny hole in the middle, Have a pa-arty."


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I would wish to be pyrokinetic, so I could set your head on fire everyday around tea time. Give you a chance to put it out with tea.


IF YOU WERE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT ONE THING WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE: click here to read the entire thread »

My son. He out shines any silly video production or short digital film I have ever and will ever direct or produce.


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You broke your toy?

Oh well.


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Macintoshes are the best. I also edit video on Mac and do all my inet stuff.

No viruses and no worries.

But I am considering smaller email sites for more private docs.


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Macintoshes are the best. I also edit video on Mac and do all my inet stuff.

No viruses and no worries.

But I am considering smaller email sites for more private docs.


Which email providers do you trust?: click here to read the entire thread »

I have been reading the fine print on Yahoo and Google about how they gather personal info.
So I wonder does anybody have a email site you trust more than the big 2? (Maybe I'm paranoid), but I trust big brother (my government) less and less and I don't appreciate help from my email provider.
Any suggestions?


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O Boy lady do i need to talk to you.

I need someone with your knowledge to assist my international battle for joint custody and a fair settlement of marital assets. My soon to be ex is simply outspending me with mutiple lawyers and law offices. She hires then fires them when they don't give her the answers she wants. So I sit in the third year of divorce awaiting yet another new judge to be assigned. I am in "divorce hell". And my little boy just wants his daddy.
Do you know anybody who knows international policy with the Cayman Islands?

Sincerely,
TallDarkVidPro


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I have a great Adam & God in the Garden of Eden joke, but if I tell it I'll never get a date in a hundred years.

Somebody has to have televangilist jokes! Guess I'll go google.


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Yes, I have jumped into the fray to defend an elderly street lady in StLouis and later a cowboy being attacked by a few dumb frat boys at a rodeo in Nacogdoches, Texas. Something about the underdogs being outnumbered, really gets my blood boiling.

Not something I am really proud of, and as I get older, I avoid or at least fight a lot smarter now.

The last time, was, of all places, Reunion Arena in Dallas during a FleetwoodMac concert. Some very drunk redneck was pouring his beer over this kid's head and pushing the young collge age kid in the seat below him into a fight. I knew what was coming, so I handed my wallet, to my first night date, to spring me later.
We were all in the nose bleed seats and the incline was mountain goat paths, so by the time I got over there, the kid was helpless. The large drunk redneck was standing on his tiptoes, knocking the beer cup off the kid's head. I stepped up and slid my foot under his heals, causing him to tumble forward and pulled the kid out of the falling drunk's path. Poor drunk must have thundered down 20 rows into the finally approaching security.

He never knew how he lost his balance, and I got to watch the Christy McVie sing her final solo.

Same thing happened at a Moody Blues Show, with a drunk and a poor concert listener,,,, and all I wanted to do was hear "I'm just a Singer in a Rock N Roll Band". I do not go looking for fights, as I am a lover, but I will not allow drunk fights ruining good concerts. Guess it's good I don;t go to many concerts anymore.


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Before Lewis and Clark, That map wasn't too far off.
I don't get the vodka reference though?

Am i thinking too much?


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I just lowered myself to interviewing with a televangilist TV station. Then I did the research on who they are and where they get their money. Disgusting. I am ashamed that I considered working for them and hope my soul will heal. Needless to say, I won't be working there. Not grouping all televangilists, together, I just noticed there werre no mirrors off set like most studios. These " show hosts" cast no images in any mirror. I think they worked for the other side. I should be pumping this expereince into a "Desperate Televangilist Housewifes" type script.

But I'm not bitter.

So I need some recupperative laughter.

Who has the worst / best televangilist joke for me?


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1. "Buckwheats" takes the cake.

Don't know of any factual accounts but it's well documented in the movie" Things to do in Denver when your Dead" A hit man shoots his victims but only straight up their rectum, with a small caliber gun. which causes inoperable damage to small , large intestines and the stomach. Murder critics say it is the absolute worst way to die from uncontrollable pain lasting hours.





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Ben Stein had a great op ed piece on CBS Sunday Morning about the civil servants take down of Spitzer and the effects of a civil servants actions overturning a election outcome. Stein did not defend the wrongness of the gov's actions, just that Spitzer was the elected gov, by the people, (perhaps that's buy the people), elected for the people. Now a witch hunt has pulled down the elected official and put in probably a very nice guy, nothing against the Lt. Gov, but he was not elected for that job.
I see both sides, and truly feel sorrow for the Mrs Silda & Spitzer family. The Governor made his bed so to speak and now has to lie in it. But to the point, if no one crossed state lines, there is a question IF he broke any laws. Had it been me, I'm might have fought it. These previous posts make is seem Spitzer had enemies at Goldman Sachs. I lived in the Cayman Island for a decade.
Any enemy of those money grubbers is a friend of mine.
I did not agree with Clinton getting off lying to the American people about Monica Lewinski,,, and keeping the presidency. But Spitzer set himself up as Mr Untouchable and stood for family values.

Too bad.

Power corrupts absolutely.


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When you're right you're right. I feel so sorry for his daughter's. The wife probably knew, and she told him to fight it. Heck, if the french respond as they did to Bill Clinton, the NY gov should just hop the pond and run for french president.

The call girl did say he was "Nice and a good tipper". That could be his new political platform.



What did youi think of the river joke?


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Jgoose you make me laugh man.javascript:emot(''); Really enjoy your honesty.

And you wonder why you're still single?

You might be a red neck if you say ,,, got "some stank on his hang low"?

You uphold women's virtues, then knock 'em to there knees with a remark like that.








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I don't know but I hope gilly69 considers harikari only a little lower.


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