Posted: Aug 19, 2007, 11:15 AM CST
The Hard of Hearing Genie
A man walks into a bar, pulls up a stool and orders a beer,
fishes for a cigarette then realizes he doesn't have a light so he asks the bartender.
The bartender shrugs, reaches under the counter and pulls out the most humungous lighter he's ever seen.
Fumbling with the lighter, he lights his smoke, nurses his beer and cases the joint. Looking around he notices a man in a corner wearing a turban and is astonished to see that the lower half of his body is just a puff of smoke.
"Hey, is that really a genie over there?" he asks the bartender.
"Indeed it is."
"Does he grant wishes?"
"Indeed he does"' replies the bartender.
The man saunters on over to the genie and introduces himself, then whispers in his ear.
"Done!!" the genie declares.
Suddenly there is a huge commotion outside and everyone runs out to see what's going on. As far as the eye can see there are ducks and more ducks.
Exasperated the man turns to the bartender and says, " A million ducks?? I didn't ask for a million ducks!! Does this happen often??"
The bartender looks at him with sadness in his eyes, sighs and says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic??? "
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