Posted: Apr 18, 2006, 12:36 AM CST
1. i am not well off but i know how to make money when i need to. i can pawn off my belongings or get a second job and stretch myself very thin when i need to get money for gas and to pay bills.
2. put out....... you mean make myself available for sex??? i crave it... need it... desire it... almost always think about it... 4 times a day desired. 3 times is ok... 2 is acceptable but im not gonna be in a good mood lol *jk*
3. i like kids... i like them to do the laundry and cook for me... kidding... i like them just to be themselves and stuff.
4. i will cook when someone teaches me how, i always clean dust vaccuum, etc..., i always wash laundry, and dishes will be done by a dishwasher (machine not person lol), i wont get upset if she dont want to.
5. i will always be faithful to those that deserve it and show me that she can be as well. its easier for a woman to cheat than a man cause for example, all she has to do is go into any guys bathroom, spread her legs and say 'dinner time! come get it!'... i know it wont be the most respectable man that you can get but the ability to cheat is there.
6. i wont go out of my way to make her life easy but i will do what i can. in my opinion it is better to have her appreciate what i can do than to make her coast thru life without knowing hardship... i wont always be there (death is a bitch) and when that happens, she has to know how to take care of her own feelings
7. i will allow her to keep her friends as long as nothing is done to make me think something is going on. like get magnets all over the computer then reformatting it as soon as i walk into the room followed by microwaving the CD's she has... nothing extreme like that... if she is in the wrong, then she is in the wrong but i wont look for wrong on her part. that is all i can promise
8. i promise to show my tough side when she needs me to be an asshole, and my tender side when she is crying.
9. i will hold her hand so she doesnt have to face the ugliness i have faced alone so she doesnt have to
10. i will learn something new about her and make our conversations interesting.
11. i place her mind above her body now... nothing will change that.
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