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Ummm...in case no one noticed, I hijacked this thread. I'm just not sure what I'm supposed to do with it now. New at this, you know.




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Sorry Jode, no pictures of me with a black face. You'll have to use your imagination.




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Thept athide! You've jutht been hijacked!




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Moosic to my eawws!




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That's Wabbit, if you don't mind!




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Elmer Fudd. The reason is obvious!




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Of course I care! That's why I live in the woods!




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I mop when I spill something. Other than that I don't really keep track. Of course when you consider that I spill quite often...



Sometimes I'll do a special mopping if there's a chance I'll have company, but way out here in the woods that rarely happens.



But I do have a tile floor!




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Evan Williams Kentucky Bourbon. Preferably in a snifter.

Or if that can't be had, Jack Daniels straight from the bottle.

On special occasions, I enjoy cognac at body temperature, sipped from the hollow in the belly of a prone naked woman.

Been years since I've had the last one!




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Yes, Bigfoot does exist. Once on a fishing trip in a remote area, he stole my lucky rabbit's foot while I was asleep on the shore. Been trying to get the drop on him ever since.

I saw him on TV, too. He was doing a beef jerky commercial, I think. Couldn't see if he had my rabbit's foot. He's probably hiding out where no one will ever find him. My guess would be a condo in L.A.

But all kidding aside, there are many things we have yet to discover. I see strange things all the time in my travels. Most are without explanation. When it comes right down to it, we are not the most observant of God's creatures. I think a mamoth could be living right under our noses without being detected! How many of you have seen me in the woods? See what I mean?




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I'll keep you and your family in my prayers, Spanky.




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G'night Charlie! And I'll include the rest of you all in that also. Morning comes quickly and Lord knows I need my beauty sleep!

Sweet dreams everyone!




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Well now!....Moving right along....




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Its called "corn". (Oh God, I didn't say that out loud, did I?)




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That would only work if the brown trout in question was within the legal slot limits!




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Glad to meet you Charlie! I just hope you haven't been hanging around all these years waiting for a thread about outhouses!



Hope you stick around for a while longer.




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Have you never heard of the "Slam the seat" rule? That is intended to dislodge any critters that may be within biting range.

And to look at it from a different perspective, just think what was going through the rat's mind!




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Yeah, let's not get disgusting here! This is a perfectly harmless discussion about outhouses. Let's try to stay on the subject!




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Yeah, like after stopping at the drive through window at Starbucks and getting coffee and a bran muffin. Try dealing with the traffic after that!




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