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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 10:16 PM CST
totallytopside wrote:
Well, it might count if you used it more than once without dumping it. Also, the garage door would have to be open. It would be acceptable to use it behind the car, but the garage door most assuredly must be open.


And a rubber spider hanging from the rafters would help.

wow!


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 10:14 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
In a pinch,it's in the garage, I'm the only one to use it.


Well, it might count if you used it more than once without dumping it. Also, the garage door would have to be open. It would be acceptable to use it behind the car, but the garage door most assuredly must be open.

professor


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 10:09 PM CST
mastic55 wrote:
Dose a five gallon bucket count?


That depends on where you used it and whether or not it was used previously.

professor


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 10:02 PM CST
girlnextdormouse wrote:
Here’s my honest face:

I’m fat. I’m not that great looking. I’m poor. I’m a chauvinistic sexist. I’m pretty much conservative. My teenage son is a bit of a delinquent. I’ve done lots of things I’m not proud of. I struggle with a bit more facial hair than a woman should have to. I have stretch marks from having given birth 16 years ago and they still haven’t faded and probably never will. A few nights each week I deliberately don’t do the dishes because I’d rather watch TV. I live in a tiny little mountain foothills town and am not willing to relocate to a big city. I let my cats jump up on the table. I talk in my sleep, and probably snore too. I don’t make friends easily. I’m judgmental. I’m often too serious and forget to take time to laugh. When I am humorous, it’s almost always in the form of sarcasm. I’m pessimistic. I have a difficult time accepting others.
Overall: I’m physically unfit, spiritually confused, and emotionally dry.

... but I think I said most of that on my profile anyway.So go ahead and take a number gentlemen. I’m every man’s dream come true.


Girl, I want you! You sound like the only woman that couldn't criticize me for being who I am! So, as the old saying goes..."How you doin.?"

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 9:49 PM CST
I used to sing "Feel Like a Woman" and got strange looks from the guys at work. I defended myself by asking what's the difference between feeling like a woman or feeling like a pizza or feeling like a hamburger or feeling like a drive around the lake.

(Sorry, that's sexist.)

D'oh!


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 9:45 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
nope never used them....


Hey, Blue! That could be taken several ways. Tall grass and brush is full of spiders, too!

laugh


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 9:39 PM CST
I don't mind tattoos. I've got one myself. I'd have more if I could think of something timeless. Problem is...that was then, this is now. Things change.

With that said, I'll continue to search for the subject of my next tattoo.

dancing


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 9:29 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
yes and had to pump water from a well, too. Actually had a hand pump in the kitchen!


Been there! Did you need to keep a pitcher of water near the pump to prime it? Them were the good ol' days!

dancing banana


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 9:23 PM CST
AutumR wrote:
~~~yup sure have!!!
Granddaddy long legs......everywhere hope to never again


It's rather amusing to think of spiders and outhouses. I used an outhouse once that didn't have a spider problem. It was at a lake we portaged into with a canoe. The outhouse was a wooden box with a toilet seat on it. It was strange sitting on a seat out in the wide open like that. Made it hard to concentrate on the business at hand!

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 8:23 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Well I was only committed once...It wasn't very fun...BUT the meds were good!!!!!!!!


OHHHHHHHHHH...I thought you said NUThouse!!!!!!!


Not much difference between the two. Mostly the drugs!

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 8:16 PM CST
tampa1 wrote:
Yupper should have, not a nice place to be in the summer months.


Not a nice place to be in on a night like tonight either! Five below zero with a nasty breeze! I can just see the hoarfrost on the seat!

wow!


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:53 PM CST
no more sears catalogs had to move back to the beach[/quote]

That's exactly why I don't swim anymore!

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:51 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
sure TT just hijack my concept

first gilly then me

who is next?
and really that illustration was disgusting


Well, I thought that maybe you could have taken it a step or two further. And as far as the illustration...you should have been there!

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:40 PM CST
The_Kansan wrote:
Prior to moving to Tennessee last March, I spent two years living in a tiny (10X14) shack on my property in Kansas. I had no running water and heated with a tiny wood stove. I did have electricity, but most of my lighting was done with candle lanterns. The outhouse was 35 yards away and was un-lit and un-heated. Many were the times when I weighed the severity of the "urge" against the severity of the storm!


We don't realize how lucky we are now! The only thing we worry about now is whether the seat is up or down.

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:38 PM CST
nhcavegal wrote:
Yuppers............sure have with the big ugly spiders (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW) that use to live in there also! Prob why I am afraid of them now.........LOL


That reminds me of a story! When I was a young boy, I was using the outhouse when my brother decided to play a prank on me. He threw a firecracker in through the top vent. It landed on the floor in front of me and all I could do was close my eyes and cover my ears. After the dang thing went off, the house was full of smoke. I could see the sunshine coming through the cracks lighting up the smoke like a light show. Then, as the smoke cleared, I could see all the stunned spiders writhing around on the floor and in the pants around my ankles! I burst through the door without unlatching it and caught my brother with my pants still around my ankles. Let's just say that it was the last time he pulled that prank!

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
No one in their right mind would go down an outhouse hold for less than twenty bucks![/quote]

Of course I meant "outhouse hole".

blushing


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:27 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
haha

not bad for a first try TT


if you are really curious...
you have mailman that sounds yukky doesnt it?

here ill put a bow on it


Sorry Mindffull, I didn't see your post. Who would have thought!

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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:24 PM CST
girlnextdormouse wrote:
Just wondering what the differences may be between an old-fashioned outhouse and those new fang dangeled modern contemporary outhouses.


An old fashioned outhouse had no way of being emptied. It had to be moved.

You never had to worry about the contents of the hole touching your backside when you sat down on an old fashioned outhouse.

The old fashioned outhouse had proper ventilation. The cracks in the boards allowed the wind to blow your hat off!

The new fan dangled outhouses never were equipped with a Sears catalog!

If you drop a dollar down a new fan dangled outhouse, you just reach down and pick it up. The old fashioned outhouse required that you drop a twenty down the hole. No one in their right mind would go down an outhouse hold for less than twenty bucks!


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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:12 PM CST
Can you imagine using it on a night like this? Trap door union suit a must!



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Posted: Jan 20, 2008, 7:05 PM CST
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