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Tumpa
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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:16 PM CST
cherokeemoon2 wrote:
His name is Joe,I was taking a trip friday out of town.I stopped in a convience store.I had $100 to take with me in cash.I pulled out a1.00 to pay for something and dropped the 5 20s folded together.I didnt discover it was gone untill I was half way to my destination.My g-daughter called the store and nothing was found.I just said to myself please God let whoever found it to really need it.I came home Sunday,and today (mon) got the surprise of my life.My g-son walked in and had my money.Joe had returned it to him.We gave him 10 and he didnt want to take that.Tk God for honest people.


I guess the average Joe can also be the honest Joe....


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Tumpa
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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:15 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
I never eat mad cows!! I try to talk them into compliance


Comply to what exactly? To happiness in greener pastures?


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:11 PM CST
shipoker55 wrote:
If it's six inches....don't haide it! THROW IT BACK!!


From what I've read, it's the smaller ones that become the favorites. Apparently delivers a bigger buzz for the smaller size...


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:42 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I usually try to do a bit of both of what you twooo lurrrerlee ladies have suggested.

(Don't answer that Princess)


I bet you sit down in a private spot and just release....with camera included.


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:41 AM CST
Happy Birthday and may every dawg have his day!!


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:40 AM CST
Claayer wrote:
I see both things in each piccy..

BUT!.. in the young woman .. old lady pic..

I can't see the old lady at ALL.


Me neither. I call it selective vision.


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:36 AM CST
...just another "baaaaaaahhhhhhh ddd" sheep joke.


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:31 AM CST
What I want to know is where are the rest of the ink spots so that you can psycho analyse me?


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:29 AM CST
AutumR wrote:
~~~I"M POSTING!!!!! SO I"M NOT A WRINKLED BLUE FART

just a blue emoticon


I must have crawled out from under a rock.

I was unaware that flatulence held any colour or shape.


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Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:59 AM CST
Nice pictures and all, but like I've asked a thousand times on here before.....

Was Sherlock Holmes actually the Loch Ness Monster?


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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:38 PM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
Yeah, he'll open up, like he never did, before.


Hilarious quote..

you forgot the ................................................


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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:32 PM CST
lusciousmile wrote:
I've seen people talk sh** about their exes and get showered with and .

Also, if a woman narrated the story, she'd get a and "Yuk, lose the loser"


Great comment.

I have never talked anything but positive about my ex, since she is a person of virtue as well, if not, I would never have been with her.

I do not like negative talk, not of those who have helped me write my story, nor those who think wrongly of those who have been a stepping stone in life....

"Every river has it's stones to cross"

©stonesongs


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Tumpa
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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:27 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
KISS!!


I would surely lift her hat......


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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:26 PM CST
Astrild wrote:
What do women want? What woman? From which man? As for myself, all I want is the ability for a man to know what I want, when I want it. That is except when I want what I don't want, so things don't become too predictable. Get me? Hey, just be what you are. Not faking is what leads to the best relationships, the best sex, the most fun. Other than that, interest does it for most women I know. Just pay us some attention, not clinging, but some attention, and we'll adore you, even if only as a friend, because you haved the impeccable judgement of choosing us. We'd have to now, wouldn't we?


My next country song.....


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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:15 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
yeah.. all mouth and no action.. cant walk the talk?


Then again, there are those who sing.....

A whole different intonation....


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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:05 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Cause I have new pics...BUT I am best friends with Cris and Native.....


New pics or not....

Anyone who knows, knows....

You really don't really have to look further than your own back door they say.....


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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
Galactic_bodhi wrote:
Mind-Trick

All the weak minds on this galactic seed,
Believe anything in the press they read
From the benefits of the War in Iraq
To how little the CIA has to do with crack.
Mindless sheep, they deserve the shears,
So easily manipulated by their fears.

Led by the nose into constant consumption
Economy of scarcity, the rich propound
There's never enough to go around
So get your widget before they're gone,
You know you want it, Mr. Pawn.

Spend hard earned cash on nothing at all,
Some useless piece of gew-gaw trash,
The Ronco Smokeless tray for ash,
Or on fat-burning pills made of sugar.
Build a sense of Nationalist pride,
By insulting everthing else outside,
Are we truly so much better,
Or are we just fooling ourselves?


Regardless of our last cruch, I still say you have a knack....




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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 4:58 PM CST
mindfful wrote:
person doesnt have to be here
as maybe your idea of tandem may vary

i can say at random

boy-oi-oinnnnG!


Despite how anyone may take what I say.....

Laisse faire les répercussions.....

I have always and I mean always enjoyed your manner of writing.

I am a true fan of play on words and those who are quick and clever. I see you that way.

Boy oh boiiiiiiiing....

Watch me sing....a little praise...

To your prose.....and who knows?

You might like mine too?

Be it random, tandem or damn 'em.....




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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
This question occurred to me during a strangely intense session of kissing....

My answer: Yes. Nothing is more intimate than kissing, imo.


Not to be facetious but the way I see it, anything that expresses your sexuality may be considered sex, sexy or sexual.


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Posted: Apr 26, 2008, 4:44 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
Yes the Australian Aboriginees have had almost the same policies of assimilation...genocide and oppession enacted against them...You would be suprised at just how similar the laws and policies governing the Aborignal people of Canada, the U.S. and Australia are....They are also the countries who refused to sign the U.N. Declaration of Indigenous Rights.......


I believe we share the same opinion H&K.

I drew so many similarities to our own processes, politics and people-feeding propoganda when I was in the land down under.

My lovely friend who once was here, but no longer wrote....

"we are not alone, we are all one".

Too bad you can't convince the high stake parties of it.

PS. your heart is in the right place....


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