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Hey.... stupid. sh-t.... you still breathing? See what I mean s0142001???

IF YOU YELLED FOR 8 YEARS,7 MONTHS AND 6 DAYS YOU WOULD HAVE PRODUCED ENOUGH SOUND ENERGY TO HEAT A CUP OF COFFEE(hardly seems worth it).............IF YOU FARTED CONSTANTLY FOR 6 YEARS AND 9 MONTHS, ENOUGH GAS IS PRODUCED TO CREATE THE ENERGY OF AN ATOMIC BOMB (now thats more like it)............THE HUMAN HEART CREATES ENOUGH PRESSURE WHEN IT PUMPS OUT TO THE BODY TO SQUIRT BLOOD 30 FEET(O.M.G.!).............A PIGS ORGASM LASTS 30 MINUTES.(in my next life i want to be a pig!)..............A COCKROACH WILL LIVE 9 DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO DEATH.(creepy) still not over the pig!..............BANGING YOU HEAD AGAING A WALL USES 150 CALORIES AN HOUR.(dont try this at home maybe at work)....................A MALE PRAYING MANTIS CANNOT COPULATE WHILE ITS HEAD IS ATTACHED TO ITS BODY, THE FEMALE INITIATES SEX BY RIPPING THE MALES HEAD OFF.(honey i am home. what the...?!).....THE FLEA CAN JUMP 350 TIME ITS BODY LENTH. ITS LIKE A HUMAN JUMPING THE LENTH OF A FOOTBALL FIELD.(30 minutes ...lucky pig can you imagine?)..............THE CATFISH HAS 27,000 TASTE BUDS.(what could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)....SOME LIONS MATE OVER 50 TIMES A DAY(i still want to be a pig in my next life quality over quanity)..THE STONGEST MUCSLE IN THE BODY IS THE TONGUE(ummmmmmm)...STARFISH HAVE NO BRAINS(i know some people like that)....HUMANS AND PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY SPECIES TO HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE(what about the pig?).. A CATS URINE GLOWS UNDRE A BLACK LIGHT(i wonder who paid to figure that one out?)...YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT PIG

Can I change my vote from Conrad to Ambrose??

any one have any funny kids stories to tell

Today I went to lowes to buy some lumber
and while checking out the cashier said that will be $124.72
My 8 year old son being very observant says with like 5 or 6 other lowes employees and other custumers standing there (why do they call this place lowes? Thats alot of money, they should call it highs.)

I laughed so hard I had trouble counting out the $124.72

Congratulation everyones fathers day.

Moses Rose

I believe he was talking about his own wife.

That has happened to me also. Never be ashamed of your disability. More women appreciate you being up front and honest rather than hiding it. If they do not want to date you because of your disability, do not be mad at them and do not look down upon them.

People have different experiences with all aspects of life. A woman who will not date you because you have a disability, may have had a traumatic experience with someone who had the same disability.

But most important of all..it is not your disability that makes you the person you are, it is your ability to cope with having the disability that makes you the person you are.

wow me too

I'm sure most of of understood you were not looking for one. You were giving an honest intelligent response.

Tunzrok, if you really want her attention .... write the woman a letter.... be brave and man enough to do so. She might knock your socks off.... err or is that knock your block off????? Did anyone check out that Ireland forum ????

I am extremely shy when it comes to dating (what to wear, what to say,etc.) until I get to know the person and them I warm up easily. I actually cancelled two dates this year because I found it too stressful.