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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Oh for goodness sake..

can you honestly say women... that you do not wish to go with a younger male?

I do understand that if a 40 year old is going with someone over the half his age.... she's probably a gold digger, "READ BETWEEN THE SHEETS YOU 40 YEAR OLDS!!!!) and if she digs and finds gold, well, thats a lesson learn't for the 40 year old isn't it... more to add to the mid-life crises..

but, if a 40 year old woman goes with an 18 year old....
a born catholic would probably say eeeeeewwwwwh!
a buddisht would probably say ummmmmmmmmmm!
a rastifarian would probably smoke him!
and a penticostal would probaly clap, raise her hands and say hellilujah!!!![/size]

Please note: this is no offense to any church faith out there.. Its only to see the funny side of things....
peace applause peace


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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
it seems that the parent agree for the pregnancy to go ahead, so I'm assuming that these two young teenagers are so lucky to have parents that will support the upbringing of their new grandchild. Infact, I suspect that one of the grandparents will probably become the primary caregiver of their grandchild and order the two luv couples to get their arses back to school.

With the support of the parents, raising this child would work. but like I said, only if the support is there. If my on became a parent at his age, I too would encourage the birth I suppose, because the unborn child has a right to live. I wuld be a proud granmothr, and yes, I'll be booking my weekends to visit or to have my childchild at my place.

Well, thats my thought anyway... It has already happened, don't focus on the negative... but a positive came out of it... Could be the next prime minister of England...who knows?teddybear heart wings newzealand


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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Well its like Noah when he built his ark and warned the people that the floods are coming... No-one believed him did they... but it said that it happened....

So, if we're stupid to say that its a fiction, then you must be one of those people "outside" the ark rather than in it...

Me, I'd rather be in the ark so i say its a fact!

its probably the earliest historical event that has been recorded that describes a flood.

if temperatures are warming up, then, we may have another flood in our hands maybe? So, for those who have these wonderful homes on the shores of beaches... I'm assuming that you have house and contents insurance... and of course life insurance policies all updated huh...


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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
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There's another one similar to that you just typed... it goes:

[i]"Behind a great man stand a great horsewhisperer and underneath the horsewhisperer's skirt, is a great big horse whip!!!!"


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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
wow!!!

Like that last sentence

"When unconditional love is there, it is, and can never be lost"




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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
probably why you're single

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naa...just kidding..

Everyone has a right to their own opinion...and yes if you have a look at the question properly, it does say "What happens to women after 45... and yes they turn 46...


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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
ha ha,
you should read the jke form "My foot in your ass"...


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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Onions and Christmas Trees.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,

"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers,

"Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.

Onions?

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,

"Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!!

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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
Now that reminds me of a joke called Onions and Christmas trees...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,

"Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers,

"Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.

Onions?

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,

"Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only!!


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tutufingaz Auckland, Auckland New Zealand
When the New year approaches, will you be with the one you really want to be with? Or are you still thinking of that long lost lover?


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