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Ladies and Chocolate: click here to read the entire thread »

Oh the fun you can have with frozen chocolate.... specially those Icy Squares... ohhhhh those are the best


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"I only know the names of two angels. Hark and
Harold."

-- Gregory, 5


"Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear
halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are
working on it."

-- Olive, 9


"It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight
training to go through. And then you got to agree to
wear those angel clothes."

-- Matthew, 9


"Angels work for God and watch over kids when God
has to go do something else."
-- Mitchell, 7


"My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not
much good for science."
-- Henry, 8


"Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy
cows."
-- Jack, 6

"Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up
to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong
before you got dead."
-- Daniel, 9

"When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and
counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath,
somewhere there's a tornado."
-- Reagan, 10

"Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your
window and leaves money under your pillow. Then
when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter."
-- Sara, 6

"Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his
son, who's a very good carpenter."
-- Jared , 8

"All angels are girls because they gotta wear
dresses and boys didn't go for it."
-- Antonio, 9

"My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got
a big head start on helping me while she was still
down here on earth."
-- Katelynn, 9

"Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal
sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the
animals get better, they help the kid get over it."
-- Vicki, 8

"What I don't get about angels is why, when someone
is in love, they shoot arrows at them."
-- Sarah, 7



Kids know angels! : click here to read the entire thread »

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
the toilet seat just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

Thought for the Day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY
GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO
YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS


AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: click here to read the entire thread »

Have a wonderful day Lefty


HAPPY B-DAY LEFTY: click here to read the entire thread »

Yes I know of a couple of them


$$$ and women : click here to read the entire thread »

Oh Gary... put you over my knee and spank you.

We all know that not all women are like that but even I have to admit that I see more and more people only interested in what they can get from the relationship instead of what they can build together.


$$$ and women : click here to read the entire thread »

ok you know I don't dance. OK OK OK so the upper body likes to move sitting in a chair but the legs are a no show LOL


DANCING,, JUNE 9,, EDMONTON: click here to read the entire thread »

Gary is nice, he just likes to rock the boat and once in awhile toss someone over board


how you look : click here to read the entire thread »

Looks like I am going to be there as well. Not sure when I am going to get there as of yet though.


DANCING,, JUNE 9,, EDMONTON: click here to read the entire thread »

I am positive that I am a much better person without him.


positivity: click here to read the entire thread »

littlebrit: click here to read the entire thread »

How many of us can really say that we enjoy or dare I say even love our jobs. I am not talking about being a parent and the loving job of raising our children.

I am speaking of the job that you get up each morning and put your time in at the plant, the office, the store.

I remember having a conversation with my father a couple of years ago when I was driving school bus. I loved it, there was pretty much nothing about the job that I didn't enjoy. Not only did I transfer the children I also worked with seniors most of the time. Being a instructor was rewarding as well. I didn't even mind getting out at 5:00am LOL

He said that I was one of the select few on this planet that could honestly say that they loved what they did for a living.

Now that I have my class 1 and have settled into my new job.. I can honestly say that I love it as well. With all the crap that goes on in our lives I actually look forward to going to work.

How many of you feel that way about your job? Is it just something that you have to do to survive?


Enjoying your job???: click here to read the entire thread »

ok now how do I talk myself out of this one... I quoted the wrong thread LOL




CS Birthdays Get-Together- Saturday June 30, **NOTE NEW LOCATION**: click here to read the entire thread »

Yeah.... show me a good time!! Ok so that sounded bad but you all know what I meant LOL


CS Birthdays Get-Together- Saturday June 30, **NOTE NEW LOCATION**: click here to read the entire thread »

I am a Cream Pie

Not a Chocolate Cream, Banana Cream or a Coconut Cream....

Just plain Cream Pie

Can I throw in a handful of nuts or something


What kind of pie are you: click here to read the entire thread »

I will have to agree with Cupid on this one.


what do you do after making LOVE: click here to read the entire thread »

I have two cats that Used to sleep in my room. Night after night of them trying to open my closet, opening my dresser drawers and crawling through them, getting hte clean clothes full of hair. I would have to say that no they don't sleep in my room anymore LOL


Sleeping with Pets: click here to read the entire thread »

Ok Karen,,, gave it a try and I have to say that I am not to pleased with what it gave me.


Pregnancy & Breast Feeding

Ok you can stop laughing now


something light: click here to read the entire thread »