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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 27, 2007, 8:58 PM CST
Actually Murray you can see the Northern Lights at anytime when they are out. It is just alot easier to see them when you are outside of city limits. More to the Northeast of the city generally.

If you are thinking of heading west to jasper then you might want to check out the Ice Fields. Glacier Park, some very beautiful sights there and if you have not been there then it would be a really nice first for you both. As well there are some great trails in Jasper that have many beautiful waterfalls.


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 27, 2007, 8:46 PM CST
Murray you also have two parks just down the street that have wonderful trails along the river. Nice walk and picnic would be nice.

West Ed like Sexy said would be a must if she has never been before.


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 27, 2007, 8:42 PM CST
Well Capital X will be here the same time she is.

You mentioned banff or jasper but how would you get there?
You know you don't have to do anything to great lengths. It really is the little things that mean the most and generally make the best memories.


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 27, 2007, 8:18 PM CST
Kelly just spoke to John ( Dreamweaver) and he has it on his calander to be there for this one. But will not be able to attend the next one.


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 27, 2007, 6:10 PM CST
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OOPS - not so sinlge now!!
scold No your not!!rolling on the floor laughing


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 26, 2007, 10:19 PM CST
Then if that is the case then my children must be the exception to the rule. My kids love spending family nights together which is a weekly event.


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 26, 2007, 10:11 PM CST
Ok not all kids are like that Gary. scold
Some like the interaction as long as given thier own space to observe and come to thier own conclusion of the new person in thier parents life.

Besides.. it all depends on who's kids he is talking about.


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 26, 2007, 8:10 PM CST
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Tell her she has become crap in bed

Ask wtf is going on

give her 2 hours to deal with her issues

and put in a good perfomance

or she is out the door
frustrated


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 26, 2007, 2:46 PM CST
Who else is coming?

Going to be a great evening. Curly you are going to have a blast guaranteed cheering




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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 26, 2007, 2:35 PM CST
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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 26, 2007, 1:56 PM CST
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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 9:16 PM CST
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go AJ65


I got to #2 and had to pee ---
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing OMG Taz.... to funny


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 9:15 PM CST
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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 9:12 PM CST
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a great weekend with someone that I love spending time with.


wondering who????
smitten


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 9:10 PM CST
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Just so you know - he is cute adn he is a gentleman...may not be perfect but he is what he is..
Agree... that he is


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 6:34 PM CST
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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 5:27 PM CST
Ok.. lets clarify something right away rolling on the floor laughing This little funny is not about me.

Yes I have waxed and yes it hurt like H*%$# but even I know better than to close my legs with wax down there rolling on the floor laughing


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 4:40 PM CST
Somtimes life keeps us busy... Some are addicted to CS even if it is just to interact with the many friends that we make on this site. And some I am sure either are dealing with live or have met someone and have forgotten all about CS.

I know that CS isn't even on my mind when I am having a great weekend with someone that I love spending time with.


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 3:13 PM CST
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued
together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented
myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who had convinced me a few
months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some
secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter

"So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for
removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to
know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole
or hoo-ha?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night. While
we go through various solutions. I resort to trying to scrape the wax
off with a razor . Nothing feels better than to have your girlie
goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot
water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving
grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and .... OH
MY GOD!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens
out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.

"IT WORKS!! It works !!" I get a hearty congratulation from my
friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....
THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.
I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......


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twingles
Edmonton, Alberta Canada
Posted: Jun 25, 2007, 3:12 PM CST
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,
play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I
am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax,"
yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!

Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward
body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire. With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side
of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching
down to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip)

I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GAWD!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the
strip. CRAP! Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.

I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...must stay conscious.
Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused
me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in
the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip...it's not!

I touch. I am touching wax. I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped upon the toilet?

I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
Sealed shut! My butt is sealed shut. Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and
think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may
pop off!"What can I do to melt the wax?

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can
stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the
wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*




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