Posted: Jun 17, 2007, 12:40 PM CST
A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant.
"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take
care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers George.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,
Garge, how was your day?"
George told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had
a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says
George.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this, and what about the third one?" asks
the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off
everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the
table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For
five years I have not seen any man!' "
"T'underin' lard Jesus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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