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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 24, 2008, 10:57 PM CST

Cassiemild wrote:

for those out there who are down 4 wateva

if ur after a wateva im sure us girls would like see to the wateva.

Cause Im sure you've heard what the say about men with big shiney cars...

Ill show ya mine if you show me yours..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 24, 2008, 7:41 PM CST

Extendable..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 24, 2008, 7:33 PM CST

[quote=Ecoprincess]She slides between my legs?

Oh! She is beautiful in everyway
She slides quietly between my legs
We are a perfect match
Together we reach new highs
She takes me places I have never been before
She never complains about the weather
She knows I may be gone into some bar
But I will return too her
She will wait knowing no other will take me
For she is mine and I am forever hers
Years we have been together now
and I have learnt her little ways
I know now how too turn her on
and get her warm
Too feel her throbbing bucking beneath me
And her voice as I turn back the throttle
Her roars of delight as together we ride as one
There may have been many who rode behind
But only I have the right too hold her
She is My will My life My breath
MY BIKE

Once upon a time i had a bitch like sooooo..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 8:12 PM CST

kizzy27 wrote:

im ok with april dont care really Im also happy to rock down to melbourne ....ofcourse ill need somewhere to lay my head ....helloooooooooooo two dawgz
mmmmmm lol well ya cant blame a girl for trying !!!

Im sure you can share the laundry with the pussy...

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 23, 2008, 8:01 PM CST

sxc666 wrote:

Fark me whats the big deal about sex if its the first date so be it, if its the 20th date so be it. You're still two consenting adults so when you bump uglies is up to yourself

Am I a slut if I sleep with someone on a first date? ----- No what I am is horny and needing some attention.

Am I a nun if I wait until the 20th date? ----- No I'm an adult that is making a choice.

Jesus christ.

Well there you have it and it doesn't get any better than that..

Happy humpin peoples..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 8:05 PM CST

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.

If you put your jugs out there of coarse there gonna be looked at , if you dont want guys staring in the windows then leave the farking blinds down..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:48 AM CST

ladys and keep ya hands off it..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:38 AM CST

blondeaozichick wrote:

Speaking of bed.. I'm off to mine right now!!

nite all

leave the back door open there in ten..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:36 AM CST

relaxin wrote:

yeh u got to be bigger n stronger to roll me in that hunny

So what ya saying im built like a whippet..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:27 AM CST

I miss rolling you in the wet spot.

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:06 AM CST

[quote=blondeaozichick]

Twodawgz wrote:

think harry will fit between the airbags ??

For sure he a specialist when it cums to pearl necklaces..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:02 AM CST

kizzy27 wrote:

lets do both

Now ya talking.8====================================D

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 7:01 AM CST

[quote=kizzy27]

blondeaozichick wrote:

*throws ya a blankie*

think kizz has sorted it now tho.. well hopefully!.. dont have enough blankies for everyone who comes in[/quo

Move ova ...I want some blankie...whos foot is that? ooohhh whats it doing there?

Ok girls ...pillow fight in our knickers ya know they all just want us too........

Its not a foot its me dawgz in disguise nice knickers girls hit me with your air bags..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 6:58 AM CST

What will it be hun..

Fark or sux..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 6:34 AM CST

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of farkin Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

Anyway

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers…

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 6:29 AM CST

Deewun wrote:

So you ask for honesty, and then when I answer your qustion honestly, you get pissed off?

No wonder honesty goes out the window so often

Yeah and lifes a bitch uhuh..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 6:13 AM CST

psuedonym wrote:

yeah 2nd that

Yeah fark it me three..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 6:10 AM CST

kizzy27 wrote:

Im already here ...where are you???

In the shed charging the foot vibe.

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 6:08 AM CST

Deewun wrote:

Interesting vibe in this place. Anything interesting happening?Anyone wanna go for a bit of a ride?

What ya got in mind darling..

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Twodawgz
melbourne, Victoria Australia

Posted: Sep 22, 2008, 6:05 AM CST

blondeaozichick wrote:

Annoys me when my 17yr old son.. yes 17.. tells me he is staying out tonight after I have had numerous back and forth texts telling him he has to come home!!.. and no I'm not being mean and unreasonable.. he has stayed out every night since Friday at different mates places and I haven't seen him since then. So damn it.. he better get his arse home or he in big trouble!!

bloody teenagers

Your not mean or unreasonable just a caring protective mum but in his eyes your being a bitch..

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