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Oh sweet Jesus, the poo-eating scene in "Pink Flamingos."

There are quite a few "memorable" scenes in that freak show of a movie, but that takes the cake.

Gotta love Divine.


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They've got their own international "Brady Bunch," going now. Hey, I say, "more power to ya," if you want or have more than two children. They both have the means to provide a good home for six children (or more), and it seems as though they are both devoted. The kids are seen everywhere with them.

As for quality time, though, who knows?


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I'm American, and I my sister and I make fun of people who say, "speak our language or get out!" I find it so unbelievably stupid for someone who comes from a country chock full of diversity to expect conformity. It's ridiculous.

That being said, I speak English, and unfortunately, very poor Spanish. I am trying to learn the language all over again, and hope to learn many others.

My salary is based on commission, and the place I work gets a lot of Spanish-speaking customers, so I would most definitely make more money.




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I don't hate my father.

At times I am annoyed by him, but the feeling is mutual.

But there is no hatred there. The man is an excellent provider and would give his life for mine and my siblings.


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"The Burning Bed," A harrowing tale of an exhausted woman, a lit cigarette, and the consequences of working a 14 hour shift at the local diner.

"Beetlejuice" The culinary adventures of two five-year-old boys making "Mommy" breakfast at five o'clock on a Saturday morning.

"Silence of the Lambs" A documentary on the joyous day they stopped showing those damn Serta mattress commercials.






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Oh my gawd, there are so many.


"It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."

"Arsenic and Old Lace."

"Stage Door."

"Some Like it Hot."

"Yours, Mine, and Ours." (The original, not that Dennis Quaid crap.)

"Some kind of Wonderful."

"Moonstruck."

"The Witches of Eastwick."

"Heathers."

"Beetlejuice."

"Soapdish."

"The Royal Tenenbaums."

"Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy."

"Wedding Crashers."

"The 40 Year Old Virgin."

"Juno."

"Superbad."


And many more. I am terrible that way. I can never pick a "favorite" anything!





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Wake me up, before you go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo....


WTF? Where did that come from?


Jitterbug!


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Well, I've never had to wrap my head in aluminum foil but.....


(I kid, I kid.)


Seriously, my childhood wasn't so bad. It was when I started to realize how fucked up the rest of my family was that things started to go down hill.


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As long as his personality isn't disabled, I could love a guy in a wheelchair.

And I'm sure I'd get flack for it, but I'm really not one to care about other people's negative thoughts.


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If the end of my life meant the end to all hatred, war and poverty, I'd gladly give it up.

Or (and I know this is cheating but...)

I would tell everyone I hate to "fuck off" and smirk at the looks on their faces.


I know, I know...I'm a walkin', talkin', postin' contradiction.







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"To live is so startling, it leaves little time for anything else..." --Emily Dickenson


Is it scary that I can relate to this?


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Ahh...sleeping!

So the saying, "I'll sleep when I'm dead," will finally make sense to me.

I don't want to die while having sex because (no offense to the pleasure-seekers) I care about other people and wouldn't want them to think that sex with them equals death. (And honestly, what if I don't finish? What's the point then?)

Besides, dying in your sleep is nice. The best feeling in the world is the feeling you get when you've settled in for the night, heading toward a nice rest. You're muscles start to relax, your eyes shut slowly, and you just start to drift off.

It's quite nice.








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I got 25...even though I'm 23.






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I look at it this way:

If the world ends in 2012, I don't have to go to work anymore, pay off my student loans, take my car for an oil change, blah blah blah blah blah.

So here's hoping!

*fingers crossed*


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*Walks past everyone, confused.*

"Huh...I must be lost..."

*Continues walking*


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But sometimes they can't seek help. Sometimes YOU have to make an effort to help them. Then they make the choice. "You can lead a horse to water..." and all that jazz, you know what I mean.


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I can't believe you've said, "He's had the tiger since it was a puppy."






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Dude, I know your pain. I've been there myself. You really can't help but hate the person that knocks down your door at 3 in the morning high as a kite and begging you to get the "rats" off them. I've had family members hooked on drugs steal jewlery and beg for money, only to brag about how stupid my father was to lend such a large about to them right outside the front door. And you can't help but feel so angry and hurt that even looking at them makes you sick. And you hate everyone like them because you think they're all the same. So every junkie you see makes you bristle with something like a violent rage.

But you can't hold on to this rage, this hatred. I find there's no point. And the family members are all clean now, with the help of family, friends, and a little forgiveness.

And I feel sorry for the person I see on the corner, who is so high that they can't stand up straight, because I know that rock bottom is a really lonely place, and the fall must've been really long and hard. And if someone tried to help, instead of severing ties with hatred or anger or judgment, maybe that person wouldn't be on that corner.




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Now there's only one question left to ask...

Who was the first doc to say, "She's hysterical? Let's give her a vaginal massage. That oughta do the trick."






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I think I'm lactose intolerant. I have all the symptoms of someone who is lactose intolerant. But I love cheese! And not just American cheese. I am a lover of all cheeses (except cottage because that's just gross) I refuse to give it up!

I will not live a life free of dairy. I won't! I won't do it! Consequences be damned.

*Whew* I'm glad I got that off the ole chest.

I'm off to eat a piece of Edam....





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