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Thanks, I had them custom made just for such an occasion.


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Well you know what they say about us vampires.


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Well ya.....that's how it starts.


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I'm here everybody. I had to finalize some details on my new world class sailing ship the U.S.S. Kkitty.

I'm taking her out for her maiden voyage tonight. I'm sure she's sea worthy and won't spring any leaks. Now, with any luck the wind will be at our backs.


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Hi there KIBTFA!

Welcome to our little group. Pull up a chair grab some junk food and join in a conversation or start one of your own.






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I spent 51 years figuring this stuff out, so, if I missed something please let me know so I can update my data base.



It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich...or at least have a job
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. never tell her she's fat, just ask if she cut her hair

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
55. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

How To Make A Man Happy:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and the all-in-one remote control


Have a great Week!



See ladies, some of us men know what's going on.: click here to read the entire thread »

Sitting here at the computer cause I couldn't toss and turn in my bed any more.

Later I'll try again.


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A funny thing happened on my way to the store. I lost my heart. Then a very special woman found it, but said that it was pretty beat up. She felt so bad that I had lost mine, she gave me hers.

Hi Kitty!


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I'm here Kitty.


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Right now I'm sitting here wide awake.

Later I'll be in bed wide awake.


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Do you need a shoulder? I'll be your friend and we can talk as long as you want.


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I have come to believe in fate. Because of all the things I've been through, nothing else makes any sense at all.

I've often wondered, why I had to go through some of the things I've gone through. Then out of that gray storm comes an answer. It's that little voice that says you didn't learn the first time.

I have a new saying these days that I try to keep in the front of my mind.

When the Student is ready, the Teacher will come.

We are all teachers and we are all students. It all depends on your perspective, and your perception.


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Ok ok, I'lll bring my own next time. And we can sit on the bed and cam with each other


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right after I get that box of chocolates.


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"You have mail"


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Do you always talk to tall, dark, handsome strangers? Or were you making an exception for me?


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ahem....HELLO? is there anybody in there...just nod if you can hear me...is anyone at home....


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me too, I'm still in your bed. Ok, Ok, so I'm only on the computer that is in your bed. I can dream can't I?



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Hey I thought you said you wouldn't pick on me any more.


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What the heck...the weekend comes and everyone disappears.


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