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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 8:32 PM CST
Well I have always thought myself class enough but my last boyfriend came from a wealthy well-to-do Irish 'well-bred' family. Everything was going well until his parents arrived to Australia to visit and I knew instantly his mother did not approve....apparently previous girlfriends never made the cut either!
Kinda made matters worse when we all went to a restaurant and his father told a cracker joke...I had a mouth full of food and laughed so hard I spat crab accidently in her direction and it landed in her wine....ummm shite!!! guess I screwed that one up and yes he dumped me not long after laugh laugh
The funny thing is away from his parents he is the rudest, fall over when drunk, embarassing man I have ever dated....guess being highly educated excuses all that tho'???confused

P.s He is still single....


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 1:56 AM CST
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 1:54 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Bog+ battery operated girlfriend

"ummm boring old gentleman?"
Are we in a mood tonight?



Yes the batteries are flat...sob sob


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 1:05 AM CST
rasgumby wrote:
"doesn't expect me to sleep in the wet spot, "

OMG- You sleep on the kitchen table??


Is there such a thing as a BOG? no----- I don't mean bong!


You never build up a sweat...ummm pity? Bog? ummm boring old gentleman?


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 7, 2008, 1:02 AM CST
ummm. yeah most men are jealous because they come in REAL sizes...we all know how a guy says 12 inches and its only 4...
guys have a problem with measurements...don't know how carpenters cope?


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 11:16 PM CST
Well BOB is my bestest friend...just love the way he purrrs all night, doesn't need to have a break,
doesn't expect me to sleep in the wet spot,
Doesn't ask for me to pass the cigarettes
Doesn't expect breakfast in bed
Never burbs, passes wind or drools in front of mom,

But sadly doesn't mow the lawn....sob! sob!




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Zarah
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Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 11:05 PM CST
But I tried to be good...I really did...which sin was the one that did it??? UUUgggh I just knew it was that one!!!
Is the fire really that hot?


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 10:53 PM CST
redbellypirhana wrote:
So that is what really happened, I just thought I was suave...



Sorry honey...I am sure you were realllly suave on the night..perhaps your temporary princess just saw the notches in the bedhead or didn't like the beer designed layout of your apartment...


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 10:31 PM CST
My luck the first person to pay attention will be that guy from down texas that I have been avoiding


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 10:24 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Seems men are not the only victims...
Us women are sometimes violated under similar circumstances.

One night out and after being fed gallons of liquor by a generous unattractive fella..he suddenly resembles a spartan warrior..
We are rendered helpless with endearing words like 'angel', beautiful and gorgeous while he silently slips the ring off the left finger. Whisked off to his bachelor best mates flat where the toilet seat has never been closed, the fridge only contains more liquor and the place is decorated with beer cans, we awaken to wonder why our panties are missing and our bra is slung over the snoring detest face next to us....As we silently collect our belongings and dress looking like Amy Winehouse on a bad day, we make a bee line for the front door it suddenly occurs to us that we have to ring a taxi but have no idea of the address and mental note.....NEVER VISIT THAT BAR AGAIN!!!!


No I am too clever for this trickery !!!!


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Zarah
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Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 9:42 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
I find it really amusing! I am really flattered that my highest ratings come from sweet men 26 to 32 but am even more flattered that my lowest ratings come from women of 26 to 32... do they find me threatening??? It's all a laugh!


Yes that is sooooo true!
I find the same thing...younger women vote a very low score and I think..honey a woman can never compete with a 20 something year old what is the problem????confused


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 9:37 PM CST
Sounds like she was cheated on before and still carrying the scar...Well if it was only voicemail abuse perhaps you both could have worked throught that one...she possibly was very insecure and needed constant reassurance so if you lead a lifestyle where you were not ready to deal with that both mentally and physically by going out of your way to earn her trust then...finito

Sometimes you can give and give and give...flop exhausted in your grave and still be told you did not give enough.


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Zarah
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Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 9:33 PM CST
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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
Australia imports a lot of cheaper fresh food from asian continents now including fish yet we have an amazing local market ourselves but people are just too tight and prefer to pay that little bit less.....result?
Well the farmers are shooting their own sheep and hanging themselves in their barns, the ass falls out of the fishing industry, and we spend all of our time in ships yelling about their whale and dolphin hunting yet the truth beknown we are probably buying it is our pink salmon tins marked...product of australia with asian imported ingredients.


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:47 AM CST
gillyloves69 wrote:
why am i suppose to know what that is then ?



You need to start watching M.A.S.H


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:41 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
behind every good woman there is a man looking at her ass


...and in front of her is another guy with a great set of buns...


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Zarah
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Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:39 AM CST
Many things are important to me but the most is remembering that they are and just being true to myself...trying to achieve balance and not sweat the small stuff


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 6:00 AM CST
HJFinAZ wrote:
R R where for art thou R????


The phonetic alphabet for R is romeo....


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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 6, 2008, 5:31 AM CST
I guess all you need now is a chick magnet....


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