Posted: May 21, 2008, 5:10 AM CST
Your dick and a tic tac
Its o.k. honey its not you its me....(as she chuckles loudly)
What dwarf are you???
There are operations nowadays that correct that you know
Is it soft ? OMG Sorry fuck me!! or not!
OH pleeease justr come back when you have developed
Peter pan?
show me your nose length
Can I sit on your face?
My sister is single and she is a bitch....
you deserve each other..she has a small mind.
Its not the men in my life
its the life in my men but honestly honey what the fuck are you going to do with that? Pick my bloody teeth afterwards?
Show me your wallet and credit card.
Thank god I am a bisexual...you pay i play and just sit there and look stupid
Are you asian?
Circumcised..what did they cut off the bloody good bit?
I would sue!
Stick out your tongue please
Ummm....and your ego is so inflated!
Ha-ha ha ha ha ha ha....sorry truly......ha ha ha ha ha ha ...sorry...
You were married for how long????!!!!
Don't point that at me I may be attempted to laugh hard and never fucking stop.
Good God! honey I shrunk the cods!
Well look on the bright side...you may never have to worry about it getting caught in your zipper...
Its o.k. I can take care of myself...You may need to add pepper and a magnifying glass so it will sneeze and you will catch sight of it and remember its location...........
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