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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Yesterday, 12:05 PM CST

anglophile wrote:

I thought I bolded the sentence. sorry

unbelievable mind blowing toe curling white hot sex.

You did, but Brens lust filled lenses

were so steamed up that he completely missed it

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Yesterday, 11:57 AM CST

bren1 wrote:

That's brill Zell... it's getting put on my phone right now..... shall do a bit of

xmas card txting tonight..

Yes, I just forwarded it onto one of my best real life friends who has NO sense of humour at best of times

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Yesterday, 11:44 AM CST

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Yesterday, 11:43 AM CST

I just got this in a txt...

Isn't technology great?.. Hopefully, this is your first text card of the season!

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, I don't often send a card to such an ugly tw@t. But, text is cheap and times are hard so here's your fu#*ing xmas card.

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Yesterday, 11:25 AM CST

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Yesterday, 11:17 AM CST

fireliter wrote:

Much in the way of shopping, do you only shop at one store? only deal with one realtor?
or just 1 auto dealership?

Not sure, probably 5 or could be 7.

Not a believer in having all of my eggs in one

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Yesterday, 11:13 AM CST

Tamarin wrote:

Do you think your astrological sign contributes to your personality and does it help determine if you are compatible as a couple or is it all mumble, jumble?

Big believer in Astrology so it play's a big part in who I'm compatible with even if it's just as friends.

Arien here

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 4:15 PM CST

[quote=leisure07][quote=SummerUK]

Zellarrone1 wrote:

Hi Summer, I'm happy now the gone Hope you're doing okay?Wow 5 hours?

Total dedication or just boredom

Snow has come up here today. Its flippin freezin lol[/quot

what a cunning plan,devios but successful,so glad one of the presidents won, ongratulations, will have to introduce another boardroom,

well done president phoenix

Yeah, President Phoenix is a worthy winner

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 8:26 AM CST

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 8:10 AM CST

Angel_Diva wrote:

Hi guys....im big enough to say this .........

To Madtaffy.......

i have met this guy and im here to say a huge sorry to him. It was a massive misunderstanding on my part about what happened and all the stuff that i said or was told. He knows what im on about.

So im saying here on site

That im so very sorry for writting that post. He is what and who he says he is...i should know i met him yesterday and spoke to him so i know he is for real. I also know how much this has upset him. It was un called for on my part and mybe one day il shut me mouth and wait to hear what that person has to say for himself before i start throwing my sodding toys outta me pram....

So madtaffy............

IM SORRY BUTTY FOR BEING A COMPELTE IDIOT........

He is a very nice person and i have so done him a dis service on this site.

Im big enough to admt i was so very wrong and thank him for taking time off work to meet me.

who is.....

Yes, Yes... but enough of the boring details

Now tell us all the good bits.. such as was it love at first sight?

Are you now an item ?

and most importantly is there a wedding on the horizon to which we're all invited so need to start saving up for our best hats

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 8:06 AM CST

SummerUK wrote:

Hi zell how are you?

Whats this then? Whatdya have to do? lol

Hi Summer, I'm happy now the

gone

Hope you're doing okay?

This race, you have to be the last poster to post in the last box to win. Phoenix won the last race this morning by posting continuously for 5 hours on the trot. True dedication that is

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 7:52 AM CST

phoenix wrote:

I'll start......

I've just seen the mammoth effort you made towards the end of the last race

so that must have been what your cunning plan was

Will make sure I follow same tactic when we're 4 pages away from finishing this race

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 7:45 AM CST

bren1 wrote:

@"Partners in Agony" I'm glad your still the Agony Aunt......cause I think my

stalkers back......

I noticed that too

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 7:39 AM CST

bren1 wrote:

Zell..... I swear.... if you appear below and put Dodgy Vicar....you'll go across my knee

^

It can only be the all action one and only CS version of James Bond ...

Bren Bond

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 3:35 AM CST

CUDDLYBEAR1964 wrote:

Im a genuine man with a warm loving affectionate caring nature.Im extremely funny and since ive been on this site,around 3yrs i have sent emails and flowers to women who i thought were genuinely looking for a genuine man but all ive met has been ignorance and sometimes some hurtful comments about my looks...so why is it women are so picky and fussy cos being so,they are losing out on a lot...IM TOTALLY FED UP WITH HOW I GET TREATED BY WOMEN...THEYRE NOT FAIR AND VERY HURTFUL..just because i only have normal looks...ive been through a lot of hurt,pain and heartbreak throughout my life...lost my only daughter...Im a human being ive been hurt enough....I WANT SOME HAPPINESS....surely thats not a lot to ask for.My hearts been broken and abused enough..I just want a genuine woman to want me and all the love i can give her.

I've just had a skeg at your profile and agree with the others that your profile does come across as seedy and a bit on the pervy side

At least if you're going to write about sex then write it in an erotic sensual manner

Rambling on about good snogging sessions and how long you spend on foreplay in capitals is tacky and a turn off

As for the photos, they seem okay to me. I can't really see what difference it makes if people have photos taken outside or inside

All of my pics are taken inside as I don't go out in daylight and don't have a flash on my camera phone

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 2, 2008, 3:23 AM CST

bren1 wrote:

You givin up your agony aunt crown then Zell

Who am I going to turn to with my sex and dating probs now....

Can't tell lint874.....he's a bloke and we are shite at things like that...

Noo, I'm still holding onto my Agony Aunt Crown.

Just given it a good polish so it's shining extra brightly ->

lint874 and I are going to share joint ownership of our new venture "Partners in Agony"

So many problems on here that we'll probably have to work some kind of rota out... I'll be busy

solving problems during the day, then he will take over

on the nightshift

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 1, 2008, 5:06 PM CST

lint874 wrote:

There are a few things that you can do to improve your "looks". And they don't involve surgery either:

1 don't worry about what women can do for you. Concentrate on what you can do for the women that you meet

2 maintain a positive outlook and a sunny disposition

3 become a business tycoon and earn yourself a million or two

4 join a band

5 appear regularly on TV

6 become an MP

7 go to Thailand where lots of women will keep telling you what a "hansum man" you areAnd if none of that works for you, you could just decide that your happiness does not depend on what women think of you. Your happiness depends upon what you think of yourself - and surely you think you're a very special guy? And being a special guy is reason enough to be happy.

Dashes in, crowns lint874 official forum Agony Uncle

Tiptoes

out of thread again

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 1, 2008, 4:14 PM CST

uptall wrote:

Wham~$&~bam~&~krak frickin hell epod i said quietly nip in the lead quietly ....
ok-ok but a told ya not T'av that last can of oil ... i he does have his off days bless im...but he's sweet just look at im
arrrrrrr poor little soul... don't ya just love im !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.......................................................................
... ok epod in ya go mate and it's off back in the lead again >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
and away

Meanwhile,

into the lead once more.. Does a celebrationary bout of

..What a natural winner I am

Decides to let all air out of Uptails & Co spacebus landing tyres

<- evil grin

The only time he and

will see the

is when they fly right over the top of it

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Dec 1, 2008, 4:09 PM CST

phoenix wrote:

Zell..I have a cunning evil plan to put the other competitors out of this race once and for all

Sounds good to me, we'll put it into operation tonight whilst they're all busy throwing Z's

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Zellarrone1
Hull, Humberside, England UK

Posted: Nov 30, 2008, 11:59 AM CST

[quote=Zellarrone1][quote=uptall][quote=Zellarrone1][quote=uptall]

Zellarrone1 Dashes back into

Uptails flagpole Such joy for a princess, well i thought it wouldn't take you long before you got away, well we best B off we'll go the black hole way ....down here and out the other side here and that my friend puts us right back in the lead

........ .................. .........:giggle...........and away[/quote wrote:

Leap's out of my and quietly tiptoes over to Uptails and and bungs it up with a very heavy box containing a ton weight.

Will take more than a set of spanners and tin of oil for them to get out of this one

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