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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 6:46 AM CST
I thought they always find right socket ...

I guess any gurl needs a lube job

grin devil


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 6:37 AM CST
valleygirl wrote:
i have a dildo of 8 inches long with no face on it that mean it was made in my country

i have a rabbit vibrator which was made in china

i have the dolphin finger ring that don't have the smiley face but was made in usa.

and i have the anal pearl don't no where it is made not written on it.
dropping jaw You don't hide much do you? Hang on sugar, I hear tramping of a large crowd of men. You not gonna be single for long grin sticking out tongue


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 6:33 AM CST
Me. I think I'm real. Yep, not a bot. grin devil


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 6:23 AM CST
here we go

http://www.redtractor-usa.com/Walmart_Sells_Sex_Toys.htm


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 6:22 AM CST
valleygirl wrote:
We at wal-mart we don't sell sex toysbut i can refer you to some good sex shop if you want

i am taking this occation to tell you
that sex toys for adult are made in the factory where they made toys for kids

did you know matel made dildo and vibrators

and do you know why they have a smiling face on the end of a dildo or vibrators just below the cap
this if for exportation in many countries where they are not aloud to ship some adult toys. so by putting a face under the cap they are aloud to ship they cargasion oversea's
Wow ... wow! I'm impressed grin devil I did not know that smile

I was just asking because I've heared talks about Wal-mart opening up a sex toy department but it got voted down or something of that nature.


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 6:07 AM CST
valleygirl wrote:
OK guy's i am working in a wal-mart

have any question for me?

want to know what's is in clearence
what is on special these days
want to know exactly where to find an item

any thing about wal-mart i am at your service.
What's the word on sex toys?


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 6:03 AM CST
1a
2 ...
3b would be awesome. usually it's a,a,a,a,a
4a
5a
6a with support on b
7 me
8a
9 I know how much it hurts. I hate my self for doing this to you but you better off without me and I want us both to be happy.
10a

umm ... I've checked but I think something got mixed up in a proses and it's worrying me... I feel like that cat from "What women wants" Mark ...Mat what's his name.


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 5:35 AM CST
Oh my! I just noticed that! Maybe I'll get to murder someone today! grin devil


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 5:33 AM CST
What man didn't dream about becoming a porn star?

I'm a full time criminal. I never obey posted speed limit or no smoking signs.


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 5:27 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I think i'll pass on the man boobs
The after taste is still lingering after 2 days right?! uh oh!


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 5:25 AM CST
a knife fight ... I grew up in a rough town smile


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 13, 2008, 4:25 AM CST
Lips, nipples, butt is nice to look at but so is flowers.

It's all in the delivery...


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:41 PM CST
Scottishlass wrote:
13. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
My gas gauge is broken. I'm scared. blues uh oh!


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 11:26 PM CST
All I got to do is lay my hands on her and watch her melt devil grin


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 3:56 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I'd make sure the web cam was packed.
What if his web cam is broken and you don't have PC or power or interwebs?


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 3:53 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
<<<<Volunteers for taping Duty
I wish same rule applied to cooch sticking out tongue
Electrical tape wouldn't stick though ... hmm I think I discovered a new fetish. grin


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 3:48 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
I don't mind it at all. But if I found my partner Jerkin his Gherking to it solo, I would have a problem then.

Watching it together is good, you can out bonk the bonkers.
What if you out of town? grin


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 3:46 AM CST
jimbhoy wrote:
How come the ladies here got to post pics of men boobs and we cant post pics of female boobs.....Thought this was equal right and all that shit...
C'mon Mods be fair
I think we can ... with taped nipples devil


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 3:44 AM CST
Shad0cat wrote:
I wouldn't say it was unfaithful. I was watching porn with a guy once though and this chick was barking like a chihuahua(sp) and I couldn't stop laughing and he got really pissed at me. I hate it when men take porn so seriouse that they'll get angry with you over it.
I think generic porn is better then any comedy. Fake moans are hilarious. You can discus if she's faking it or not also laugh


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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 3:40 AM CST
I can't look at my self having sex. It's just to weird but I don't have a problem looking at other people do it. grin

I don't think I'd be cool with a gal who isn't cool with porn.


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