A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads
"Talking Dog for Sale" Intrigued, he walks in
"So what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog
"I’ve led a very full life," says the dog
"I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims
Then I served my country in Iraq
And now I spend my days reading
To the residents of a retirement home"
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner
"Why on earth would you want to get rid
Of an incredible dog like that?"
The owner says
"Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!"
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