I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel

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Witchaywoman Carpentersville, Illinois USA

Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:24 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

The13thWarrior bath, Somerset, England UK

Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:35 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

how very charming of you, my dear.
though it's only a myth that most english are loyal to the crown.
i have a good friend who (wheelchair bound) fits into many of those categories.. though he's more partial to west coast rock and tv dinners.. i wish you luck

chris_512 Lauzun, Aquitaine France

Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:36 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Shouldn't be difficult to fulfill that particular lil' fantasy......he....hee

chris_512 Lauzun, Aquitaine France

Sun Mar 1, 2009 1:38 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

Bugger...forgot the quote button again.....

Tumpa ottawa, Ontario Canada

Sun Mar 1, 2009 2:09 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

And here I thought my fantasy was out there....

rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta

Sun Mar 1, 2009 2:35 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

That's me!¬

I even have a wheelchair - but my mother uses it more than me.....wheelchairs are really cool and fun to whizz around in like a bull in a china shop!

I haven't done it yet, but I'd love to go up to the village square in the chair and ask sexy young ladies to go and get me a drink and take me more a 'wee wee' and stuff - then jump up and do a little 'break dancing' after a vino or two or three!

I saw these guys on tv once or twice playing basketball in wheelchairs - that's cool, but where does one put one's glass of wine while playing basketball is a major problem - with or without a wheelchair!

P.S. I even have a stuffed Norwegian Blue parrot at the top of the stairs.. it hasn't got a name and says fuck all, but the cleaning lady dusts it every now and again - God bless her!

Witchaywoman Carpentersville, Illinois USA

Sun Mar 1, 2009 2:45 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Well, I thought it was worth a shot since this is evidently the part of the forum in which people are free to claim to want to marry handicapped strangers from other countries. You should lay your parrot down to sleep. The norweigan Blue prefers kipping on its back. He was probably tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk, or just pining for the fjords. Tee hee. This is my Norweigan Blue emoticon:

He's resting.

shot3743 Vidin, Vidin Bulgaria

Sun Mar 1, 2009 2:47 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

In wheelchair fail
Accent fail (I have one but Scotch)
Sense of humour like J. Cleese pass
Owns book shop & wine cellar in London fail fail fail
Has been known to read Chaucer & Shakespeare pass
Tonkinese cats fail
Chardonnay pass
Husbandly duties pass
Wine shop cheese shop Brit. Museum pass pass pass
Dead parrot - depends on the quantity of cheese/Chardonnay

rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta

Sun Mar 1, 2009 2:51 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: Well, I thought it was worth a shot since this is evidently the part of the forum in which people are free to claim to want to marry handicapped strangers from other countries. You should lay your parrot down to sleep. The norweigan Blue prefers kipping on its back. He was probably tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk, or just pining for the fjords. Tee hee. This is my Norweigan Blue emoticon: He's resting.

I'm not physically handicapped - just a little mental.

I do have a stuffed (material) parrot at the top of the stairs and I do have a wheelchair for my mother, and I do like wine and I do like going on cruises, and I do have a John Cleese accent (mixed with a little Sean Connery and even Dudley Moore at times) and I have also met the love of my life which is 'better late than never' and more than I deserve after a life full of failure and remorse!

shot3743 Vidin, Vidin Bulgaria

Sun Mar 1, 2009 3:27 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

rusty_knight: ++++ snip ++++

of failure and remorse!

Ah, thereby hangs a tale, n'est-ce pas?

rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta

Sun Mar 1, 2009 3:42 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

shot3743: Ah, thereby hangs a tale, n'est-ce pas?

Of course - 'Failure and Remorse' should be taught at school - to prepare kids for real life!

shot3743 Vidin, Vidin Bulgaria

Sun Mar 1, 2009 4:46 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

rusty_knight: Of course - 'Failure and Remorse' should be taught at school - to prepare kids for real life!

Well, maybe not after all - "regrets, I've had a few etc." - Life might be dull without the mistakes - who wants to see into the future anyway?!! We're human, that's what it's all about!!!

RobbieM Hertford, Hertfordshire, England UK

Sun Mar 1, 2009 4:50 PM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Sounds like me without the wheelchair.

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

I come with a warning though, you might not be able to take it without peeing yourself after the introductory offer is up.

Good4U2 Gallatin, Tennessee USA

Sat May 23, 2009 2:27 PM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

HUMMMM Witchay...Is your request negotiable? Is close enough alright? How about sharing a cheap bottle of wine (thunderbird or MD 20/20) while we watch Monty Python? I have a Welsh surname. QE1 is a great sight to see coming back from Avalon after a day on the water. I am not in a wheel chair but have had trouble walking in the later part of the evening on Friday nights and has be know to care on through the weekend... With regards to reading I can read to you from the Karma Sutra but I may only select those parts that are interesting me. IF you can keep it up I can keep it coming...

Thanks for the laugh...

rodolpho amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands

Sat May 23, 2009 2:30 PM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

OK I got a dutchie nacker in a wheelchair with hands bigger then shovels...

Wanna date?

Music_Is_Life Southend, Essex, England UK

Thu Jul 2, 2009 7:40 AM CST : I wanna marry a Englishmsn with a John Cleese accent in a wheel chair!

Witchaywoman: If people can use this segment of the forum to proclaim their love of people in wheelchairs... I wanna marry a Brit in a wheel chair with an accent and sense of humor like John Cleese. He would own a book shop with a wine cellar in London and read me Chaucer and Shakespeare every night. The ideal candidate would have a penchant for Tonkinese cats and Chardonnay. The fact that he's in a wheel chair would not prevent him from his husbandly duties. Pictures of QE1 would excite him. His idea of a great day would be a visit to the wine shop, the cheese shop and the British Museum. After that, we would purchase a dead parrot and teach him the spam song.

I couldn't cope with Shakespeare and Chaucer every night. Could't you throw in a bit of Dickens, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and even some Tolkein? They're Brits too. Shakespeare is so heavy...? It would send me to sleep before you.

Not sure that Chardonnay goes with Tonkinese cats. I think Red enhances the flavour more.

I could sit in a wheel chair and you could push me around. Fed up with going up and down stairs on the underground all day. No-one need know.

QE1 is bit dated for me. I live near where she launched the fleet against the Amarda, but she looked like a vampire had bitten her and she was gay. I love QE2 though.

As for dead parrots, took mine back to swap for a wasp. The pet shop owner said he didn't sell wasps so I asked him why he had one in the window.

British Museum is cool... Not sure there's a cheese shop on the way though. If you went to the Victoria and Albert Museum however, there's a great cheese shop in Knightsbridge... Think it called Harrods or something.

You could always make your own Cheese. The endless night you could while away watching it ripen over the next 2 years. Joy oh joy...

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