LILLYLADY: And anyway, since Ken is past 50, he ain't gonna be so perkey down there anymore either. Gravity and age does take a toll on a guy too. They do finally droop a bit.
Ok, we need to do a poll.
What was dropping to the floor in Sparky's video he posted?
A. Barbies size 44DD saggy bazookas
B. Ken's 50 year old drooping acorn holder
Votes will be tabulated by the accountants at Mattel.