DogMaI: Because I am sure if you run screaming down the middle of the street screaming "HEY I WANNA GET LAID!!!" it is bound to happen
or maybe not but you won't know until you try will ya
'Getting laid' is a cheap, nasty, demeaning expression.
If somebody wants to 'get laid' then they can rut in the street like dogs for all I care - the term 'getting laid' cheapens the most wonderful human relationship!
Yours grumpily,
Old Tom the sour puss!