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Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
Well did anyone get laid?laugh
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Mercedes1: Well did anyone get laid?


Whether one did or not.....would be kind of childish to post it all over this site now wouldn't it?

cool



Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
gozoman2: Whether one did or not.....would be kind of childish to post it all over this site now wouldn't it?



Yep I was just joshingsigh
gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Mercedes1: Yep I was just joshing


.....but always fun when one does isn't it?

Get laid i mean......

innocent

dancing dancing dancing
Witchaywoman Carpentersville, Illinois USA
It would work for 99 percent of women but only one percent of men. (The rest would be arrested.)



Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
gozoman2: .....but always fun when one does isn't it?

Get laid i mean......



Geeze its been that long Im gonna try and rememberconfused


laugh
gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Mercedes1: Geeze its been that long Im gonna try and remember


wot running down the street screaming or getting laid

laugh



Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
gussi: wot running down the street screaming or getting laid



The laid partdaydream



rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
DogMaI: Because I am sure if you run screaming down the middle of the street screaming "HEY I WANNA GET LAID!!!" it is bound to happen
or maybe not but you won't know until you try will ya


The last time I told a girl that I really wanted to get laid.. she had her friends glue me to the floorgrin



Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
rasgumby: The last time I told a girl that I really wanted to get laid.. she had her friends glue me to the floor



Were you glued down in the street?cheering



rasgumby Moberly, Missouri USA
Mercedes1: Were you glued down in the street?


Glue me to the floor... as in... laid like a floor tilelaugh



Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
rasgumby: Glue me to the floor... as in... laid like a floor tile



Gee you were laid happilycheering laugh



rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta
Mercedes1: Gee you were laid happily


I laid a paving stone once, but it kinda looks 'not quite level' dunno confused help

I was going to say 'but it fell over' but that would have been really dumb!



Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
rusty_knight: I laid a paving stone once, but it kinda looks 'not quite level'

I was going to say 'but it fell over' but that would have been really dumb!



Im not saying a wordangel



rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta
Mercedes1: Im not saying a word


Were you that slab that wouldn't fit quite right in the patio? tongue
maybesoon brisbane, Queensland Australia
tongue tongue tongue i never have a problem, there always plenty around!!!!!tongue tongue

cause im so pure!!!!angel tongue banana



Mercedes1 Sydney, New South Wales Australia
rusty_knight: Were you that slab that wouldn't fit quite right in the patio?



Slab or slob?roll eyes


tongue laugh



BOBANBOBAN Pozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia
I had no action for 2- years why would i start now???yay



rusty_knight Gozo, Gozo Malta
Mercedes1: Slab or slob?


slobs make bad slabs -

ever had a slab of slob let alone a slob of slab before?

Yuck!

laugh

A slab of icecream is, however, rather yummy! cool
druidess6308 Reverse, Pennsylvania USA
jlw45: i've tried....and believe me, they don't take to kindly to it just after mass has let out....you have to wait atleast two hours .....
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one, Joel!

OMG, this whole thread is just too funny so far. And if this is all I wanted, I wouldn't even have to do that...I'd just have to cave in to the sharks at the VFW. I get offers for multiple partners there, even. doh tongue




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