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Big_John Ocean Springs, Mississippi USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:13 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
The last joke I tried to tell got laid and died right on the spot. Maybe I should have been running down the street when I told it.
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:22 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
roseofsharon: JESSE!!!!! How fab to see ya, mate.... its been too long!!




hug wave Good to see you too... thanks for the flower grin I hope life is treating you well
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:25 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
Mercedes1: Well did anyone get laid?



Not as of yet... of course I have been sleeping the whole time.... so I better go check the video and see rolling on the floor laughing
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:25 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
rasgumby: The last time I told a girl that I really wanted to get laid.. she had her friends glue me to the floor



Good thing you didn't tell her something about getting nailed rolling on the floor laughing
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:28 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
BOBANBOBAN: I had no action for 2- years why would i start now???




It's spring... time to turn over a new leaf.... or new beginnings... or something... sorta... insert favorite motivational saying here laugh
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:29 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
druidess6308: Good one, Joel!

OMG, this whole thread is just too funny so far. And if this is all I wanted, I wouldn't even have to do that...I'd just have to cave in to the sharks at the VFW. I get offers for multiple partners there, even.




What? drunk guys offering sexual favors in a bar.... how do you women resist the temptation?tongue laugh wave
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:31 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
Big_John: The last joke I tried to tell got laid and died right on the spot. Maybe I should have been running down the street when I told it.


It may have worked... we do have a ADD action video oriented society now... adding action always help boost attention laugh thumbs up
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Neil1954 Cardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:34 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
I tried it and I didnt get laid..
Allmost got locked up cheering
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:40 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
Neil1954: I tried it and I didnt get laid..
Allmost got locked up



Darn... it seems this method may not be working the best... better call two meetings... one for sure over lunch hour and order in. Then figure out why productivity is down and why we don't have enough funds to come up with a better idealaugh

and if we get all that accomplished then we'll come up with a new idea... maybe... or maybe just another meeting
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:41 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
DogMaI: Darn... it seems this method may not be working the best... better call two meetings... one for sure over lunch hour and order in. Then figure out why productivity is down and why we don't have enough funds to come up with a better idea

and if we get all that accomplished then we'll come up with a new idea... maybe... or maybe just another meeting



flirty it would work----run down my streetdevil





wow rolling on the floor laughing
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:44 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
gypsykisses: it would work----run down my street


rolling on the floor laughing Well everybody you heard it here first... I wonder just how many streets there are in your town? I am not in as good a shape as I used to berolling on the floor laughing wave hug
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fleur00 ., Central Hungary Hungary
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:49 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
.me.
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:54 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
DogMaI: Well everybody you heard it here first... I wonder just how many streets there are in your town? I am not in as good a shape as I used to be




drinking take a cab to the parking lot, and casually walk down the parking lot then....wink walk behind the dumpster...grin you'll never know what hit youwow Until I take your blindfold and duct tape off...sorry about the pine needles...giggle
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:57 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
fleur00: .me.


Well if I remember my high school french your name means flower so may I suggest hanging out around apiaries... dunno maybegrin wave
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:59 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
gypsykisses: take a cab to the parking lot, and casually walk down the parking lot then.... walk behind the dumpster... you'll never know what hit you Until I take your blindfold and duct tape off...sorry about the pine needles...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing promises promiseslaugh and just where exactly are the pine needles ending upuh oh rolling on the floor laughing
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gypsykisses Port Huron, Michigan USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:00 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
DogMaI: promises promises and just where exactly are the pine needles ending up





hmmm I guessdunno it just depends on how much you struggledevil rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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DogMaI Sartell, Minnesota USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:08 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
gypsykisses: I guess it just depends on how much you struggle


rolling on the floor laughing well if I am knocked out probably not too much... I wouldn't thinkdunno dancing
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jlw45 duncanville, Texas USA
Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:12 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
i've already been laid.....now, i'm just waiting to be hatchedprofessor conversing
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trulymadlydeeply Bangkok, Amphoe Bang Kapi Thailand
Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:16 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?


not meyawn
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tainogirl Trincity,West Indies, Trinidad and Tobago
Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:29 AM CST : So who wants toget laid?
jlw45: i've already been laid.....now, i'm just waiting to be hatched

chicken easter egg
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