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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:16 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
WOMAN'S POEM:


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, one who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to

do more.


Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer

to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, and

always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns

a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't

rhyme and I don't give a shit.








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JoAnn62 Singapore Singapore
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:17 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
Absolutely wonderful...thanks for making my morning..: )
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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:17 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hi Woody good to see you buddy handshake cheers
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:18 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
JoAnn62: Absolutely wonderful...thanks for making my morning..: )


grin Just having fun! Glad you enjoyed!
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:18 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
desmond: Hi Woody good to see you buddy


Hey Des! What's up buddy!! wave cheers grin
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desmond kissimmee, Florida USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:19 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
woody636: Hey Des! What's up buddy!!



I am doing good I hope all is well it great to see you my friend cheers
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woody636 Elgin, Illinois USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:21 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
desmond: I am doing good I hope all is well it great to see you my friend


Same here! Weather is getting nicer so top down on the convert and cruising time!! yay Love every single minute of it!!!cheers
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lifesajoy Craigsville, Virginia USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:29 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
woody636: Just having fun! Glad you enjoyed!


Finally! Someone posting something just for fun! Thank you! teddybear
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pretzelman Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:32 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
I am still laughing!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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ooby_dooby Ashland, Virginia USA
Mon Apr 6, 2009 8:29 PM CST : Mens/Women Poetry
This is too funny to die an early death.rolling on the floor laughing
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