Are you undatable?

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goodfriend glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK
last date i had was October last year, im still getting over the shock of a so called modern man, next date i go on im taking a chaperone with me.laugh
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Galactic_bodhi: Do you have hang-ups, baggage, a stalker ex-boyfriend?

Do you think your opinion is the only one that matters?

Do you make allowances for human nature, and accept that nobody's perfect, or does the vagaries of human irrationality frighten and revolt you?

Does everything have to be one thing or another?

In short, are you undatable? Is being under the influence of alcohol (as Seinfeld suggested) the only way 90% of us ever reproduce, let alone have brief moments of happiness in the company of a heterosexual companion?

Watching the forums lately, I'm beginning to think Seinfeld had a point.
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh Im just too lazy to go out and get dressed up to be mangled by the next drunk loser that says he lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvves me here is my phone number....are ya gonna call me??? well are ya??? call me ok??? pffffffffffft!!doh
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
dude I invented undatableness.... if any yall ever need to know anything about how to make the women's not give you the time of day....just ask.... i wont even charge yall !!!


head banger
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
<-----WONT give ya the time of day!!!laugh


Immmmmmmmmmm not looking at my watch nuh huh!!!uh oh
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
DryKnickers: <-----WONT give ya the time of day!!! Immmmmmmmmmm not looking at my watch nuh huh!!!



see folks?????

i got this down to a science.... any questions just send them my way and i'll promptly take care of your problems.... !!!!


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runner1958 Treherne, Manitoba Canada
Michael211_2000: The gals on the PoF website told me in their forums that because I'm a single male in my 30's and never married, that that makes me not dating marterial.

After that, I just deleted my profile there and never went back again.

- Michael ("American by birth, Texan by the Grace of God!")


You took the response too personal. I think females want a man who can commit and if you haven't married by 30 people wander if you have commitment issues. They don't want to risk a broken heart.
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
seekndestroy: see folks?????

i got this down to a science.... any questions just send them my way and i'll promptly take care of your problems.... !!!!


I bet he will be the next SHAMWOW GUY!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
DryKnickers: I bet he will be the next SHAMWOW GUY!!!!



damn right !!!!


head banger head banger
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
runner1958: You took the response too personal. I think females want a man who can commit and if you haven't married by 30 people wander if you have commitment issues. They don't want to risk a broken heart.
Ya you have to wonder about those non marrieds.......I married one. What a mistake!!! Set in his ways...........gaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww no sharing???? slob gaaaaaaaaw you have to wonder about those non married!!!confused
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
My ex was not fit to be married/dating humans..........rolling on the floor laughing
jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
I have a date on Monday ! cheering
first one in over twenty years or so. shock
I think I hold the record for being undatable ! tongue
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
runner1958: You took the response too personal. I think females want a man who can commit and if you haven't married by 30 people wander if you have commitment issues. They don't want to risk a broken heart.



commitment is overrated.....

unless its commitment to hit it and quit it !!!!!


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DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
jeepers: I have a date on Monday !
first one in over twenty years or so.
I think I hold the record for being undatable !
holy crap!!! 20 years???uh oh What are you going to wear????dunno
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
jeepers: I have a date on Monday !
first one in over twenty years or so.
I think I hold the record for being undatable !



just one question....

after twenty years.... do you know that your equipment still works !!!

i mean hell 20 years of non usage is like sacriledge bro !!! im assuming you at least still kept up on the regular maintenance !!!!

confused
jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
DryKnickers: holy crap!!! 20 years??? What are you going to wear????
the same thing I always wear here on the island. Nothing !! dancing grin
jeepers Cowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)
I wonder if that has anything to do with me being undateable ? uh oh
DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
jeepers: the same thing I always wear here on the island. Nothing !!
rolling on the floor laughing devil peace
tgwstw Cork, Cork Ireland
Galactic_bodhi: Do you have hang-ups, baggage, a stalker ex-boyfriend?

Do you think your opinion is the only one that matters?

Do you make allowances for human nature, and accept that nobody's perfect, or does the vagaries of human irrationality frighten and revolt you?

Does everything have to be one thing or another?

In short, are you undatable? Is being under the influence of alcohol (as Seinfeld suggested) the only way 90% of us ever reproduce, let alone have brief moments of happiness in the company of a heterosexual companion?

Watching the forums lately, I'm beginning to think Seinfeld had a point.

Well I have no baggage, just un-datable by reason of assume insanity.
The world makes perfect sense to me, it's everyone else that doesn't get it.
tongue
seekndestroy Seattle, Washington USA
tgwstw: Well I have no baggage, just un-datable by reason of assume insanity.
The world makes perfect sense to me, it's everyone else that doesn't get it.



yeah that's common problem with womens these days.... they all think the world revolves around them....

we call it ...psychosis !!!


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DryKnickers vancouver, British Columbia Canada
seekndestroy: yeah that's common problem with womens these days.... they all think the world revolves around them....

we call it ...psychosis !!!
Uhhhhhhhh woman hater alert!!! Beware!!!uh oh




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