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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:26 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
I used to wet the bed ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.

We've met before, I was the one in the bushes with the camera.

I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?

Do you want to play doctor? I carry my own stethascope.

Go ahead and Super Size, I found some change in the sofa today.

Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.

I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the Judge.

Wait till my wife hears about this!

I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.

Have you heard the good word?

What size body-bag are you?

My last girlfirend/boyfriend had issues with live burial...

Just sign here, and initial here... just a little life insurance policy.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've seen Napolian Dynamite 67 times.

My mother say's I have to be home at 9 o'clock.

I'd like you to meet my friends, they have a day-pass tomorrow.

My dog told me you'd be like this.

So, you're my daughters best friend huh?
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Wednesday74 Central, Florida USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:28 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
grin grin laugh rolling on the floor laughing applause
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sxc666 Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:29 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
laugh laugh laugh
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:01 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
I'm only 62, but I'm applying for disability because I have flat feet. It's hard to be a prison guard with flat feet. You have to walk all day.

This is a true statement...from a date that I went on last year.
....needless to say......doh
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LovelyAsTheSun Mesa, Arizona USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:04 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
dont like the whole ex girlfriend drama.

that is something i avoid & dont want to be a part of.

uh oh
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE Somewhere, California USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:08 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
What would your job description be?
If I told you, I would have to kill you!

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

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ODESA ALLENTOWN, Pennsylvania USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:09 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated
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Sasyecat Carroll, Iowa USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:11 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
Too funny rolling on the floor laughing
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gooddogman Leesburg, Florida USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:16 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
wave I lie about my name....it's _______danny.not Daniel....doh
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diogenes Longview, Texas USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:21 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
Look, I'm going to be real honest with you. It's been a long time since I've been with a man. I've spent alot of time with the ladies, and....uhhhh...I'm looking to get back up on that old pogo stick...You know what I'm saying?
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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:25 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.

-Can I move in with you?

-I have 14 cats.

-I only drink expensive wine, you know, the kind in the box.

-It's been years since I wore shoes on a date.

-My Doctor say's I'll should be alright in public places now.

-I'll order the pasgetti.
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Trealach Cork, Cork Ireland
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:26 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
"Do I look FAT in this!??uh oh In comparrison to a Summo Wrestlerconfused ...ummmm .. nahhhh!!!innocent
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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:28 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
All I have is a $50. Can you get the coffee??frustrated
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Raven0 Right here, Alberta Canada
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:33 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
-Thanks for the food, see ya.

-You remind me of my brother/sister.

-I'm really into leather, I brought my own ball-gag.(unless you're into that lol)

-My mother very sick, you give me money now?

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ladyfingers clovis, New Mexico USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:34 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
Oh, here is another one from last month...

Gee, you look good....so what are we going to be friends or lovers.



barf
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Janydyrgorau Cardiff, Gwent, Wales UK
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:37 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.


I feel there is a connection between us ..... try this ring on for size as I had this ring especially made for you in Paris ..........

Actually happened !!!

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Fallenangel74 southern, British Columbia Canada
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:40 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
I actually had someone ask me if I think that his girlfriend would be jealous?....ummmm DUH?
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE Somewhere, California USA
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:43 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
I'll pick you up in the helicopter.
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Janydyrgorau Cardiff, Gwent, Wales UK
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:47 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.


I suppose you wouldn't want to hear " I HAVE AN STD- DON'T WORRY I FINISH TAKING THE TABLETS NEXT WEEK"


doh
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Fallenangel74 southern, British Columbia Canada
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM CST : What you don't want to hear on a first date.
AHHH!!!!
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